Stepford County Railway

Some of you need to understand realism in our communist county railway. Not everywhere in the United Kingdom is built capacious and modern, we stan Victorians. Any more criticism of Morganstown will result in cleaning community service at High Street head offices.

We worked so so hard during the process to finish SV-SG applications. So if you reject your offer, you're rejecting the offer from the people of Stepford.

You think we would spend money on bringing back a train that all of London and the South East hates? You have unrealistically high expectations and you should stop trying.

If you're scared of women, then be prepared to ditch SCR when a woman screams in your ear that you've SPADed.

Like Matty's nose, Stepford Connect is congested. That's why we're introducing 8 car Class 350 units on the mainline to boost capacity, and his self-esteem. And probably our wallets.

Making you walk to TRTS boxes just to press Q? Might as well get your steps in.

Our ways of boosting productivity includes a lifetime supply of Red Bull to the department who releases their app results first. Right now it looks like WorldGrain and Agent are making their way downtown whilst Dweller and Space are making their way to bonetown. Not to mention Oliver on hormones.

Coming up to Communist County Railway, a new Metro tram line to Stepford Bay will connect the proletariat slums to the landed gentry of the city. Possibly with 398s.

🚨 Exciting News from The Greatest Gathering! 🚨

We’re thrilled to announce our next exhibit as a Class 707 courtesy of Stepford County Railway which will be on display at our three day event, subject to operational availability.

Stay tuned for more news!

Moving on, our Desiro remesh as well as with the Class 333 is also subject to our bureaucracy checks.

Sorry about the silence on our Bluesky account. We've been too busy adding layers of bureaucracy and complications to our Community Spotlight programme, with what should be a simple competition with 209 people has to meet our strict logistical and bureaucratic communist standards.

If you're saying that British Railway is better than Communist County Railways, you deserve to be imprisoned in our Eden Quay council estate. Back to 14 years of Conservative austerity we go, the opposite of Stepford Communism!

We've asked the Department of Education and Ofqual if they can make a GCSE for Stepford County Railway, but they denied it. However, they offered us a whole page in the SATs reading paper next year, so stay tuned if you're a 10 year old fanboy!

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It certainly will to pay our bills. A Class 398 always battles inflation.

It certainly will to pay our bills. A Class 398 always battles inflation.

To boost capitalist productivity, we've rehired a very good crony of Charlie and Toby to help kick our disloyal Managers into shape because they won't stop shitting on our precious Toby. Please welcome back our Runwood! He'll really do a great job as an "impartial" advisor to the Directorate.

It's certainly possible for us to add in another Bay station in Stepford and rip off Cardiff. And what about a few tram-trains? Fuck off, we're not bringing Tramlink back but we've gotta pay the high water bills somehow. There's only so much water in Elsemere Pond to wash Game's hair.

Happy Metromas! Quit fucking complaining about how mediocre it is and snap up our amazing deals on trains and routes! Consider buying the gamepass as well to help fund Toby's Marks and Spencer meal deals. All in our capitalist county railway.

Suns out, bums out at Barton! Where the platforms are so plain you'll think they're racist.

To farm money off kids this Bank Holiday weekend, we'll increase the prices of all trains to encourage grinding and we may even consider fucking finally releasing Metro, to farm more gamepass money via the double 555 and 777! All at the heart of our capitalist county railway.

Thanks for 100 million capitalist visits! Now here's a video made from the slave labour of SquadFam9000 and a Class 180 so reasonably priced for all and our citizens that people still fucking complain! You either buy it, or send yourself to the Eden Quay slums.

You had it coming. Get out and stay out. We have better cronies like Dweller, Oliver and Corey than you!

Final chance Stigon. Give us the £399 or we will add Corey to the arsenal.

It has came to our attention that someone has accessed the account to promote communism. I can assure you that we're called Capitalist County Railways. The person responsible for this nonsense has been hung, drawn and quartered at Rayleigh Bay.

Cry about it, because we haven't released a sneak peek in over a month despite the fact that there's plenty of things worth sneak peeking in SCR Alpha males. Underground sidings, High Street elevated platforms being disused - you name it, we're gatekeeping it!

La la la la, la la la la! Hay-Haydn, goodbye!

Adding insult to the Geordies even further, we'll also introduce a 10 car double Class 555! Right on the gamepass coming soon to Communist County Railways: Metro Update.

Stigon, if you're reading this, we'll ban you if you don't keep giving us £399 a month. Otherwise we'll whip out Oliver and Dweller to deal with you.

We have an inactive Signalling Manager, but they've bribed us to keep them on the team, and it's been like that for almost a year! As a result, we've tried to hold off from hiring new SMs for this long.