Boltz Sheppy 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧

You name says everything.

You can stop wanking to Joe Biden now.

@lowzi-bojine.bsky.social was displeased! 🤣

Finally got myself a Husky @abuniverse.com Hat! I have been waiting for SO LONG and they sell out quickly when they get them in, so I was super lucky to get myself this one.

Nice! You got cum on your face!

Art by @yeen.mutt.dad

Smile for the camera 😈

Anthropomorphic German Shepherd stood in frame, one arm showing off muscles, in a jockstrap, harness and collar.

Someone sniff my jock?

Art by @yeen.mutt.dad

Caught myself a shiny cat and put it to good use

🐆: @rubberfeathers.bsky.social

Did I miss #FatCockFriday? No matter, why not have a fat cock every day?

It’s #TummyTuesday!

I bet you when he dies, they’ll want to martyr him and put a gold statue in front of the White House or something.

I have the Jurassic park one!

The UK doesn’t use American coal on its heritage locomotives (or anywhere in fact) because it’s well known that it’s the worst type of coal on the world. It sure as shit doesn’t burn well, so we’d end up paying for more coal to get less heat.

They were around when Hitler came to power

Is that Voldemort?

They’re heartless bastards

No you’re not. You’re just a dick.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Me in a puppy play hood and Dalmatian Body Suit

WEH! (In King’s voice from The Owl House)

Why do I see Andy Samberg in a jockstrap with a moustache?

Fix your bloody Preston - Blackpool branch! Every time I play it, the game cuts says an error has occurred! Hasn’t happened before with any other pack!

🥵🤤🥴

You’re in the UK?!

🤣🤣🤣 Who said anything about relevance? Elon Musk is rich because of his daddy’s diamond mine. I’m giving you facts. Your comment has no relation to what I said what so ever.

He definitely didn’t. He inherited his dad’s diamond mine (or whatever the bloody hell it is), sold it all off and made himself rich, then bought out Tesla, Space X and then Twitter. Tesla and Space X made him a billionaire more or less overnight.

Mine have to me so honestly mood

This is giving Aquaman and Barnacle Boy

I love those boots! Where did you get them?

It’s #TummyTuesday!