Alex

Bernd das Bondage (artikel sind fake and cannot hurt you if you just say 'No!')

Bernd der Gebundene

release him from this mortal coil

mein gehirn in recent times wenn ich etwas aus und wieder anschalte: [alex helyos voice] wenn man alle prozesse beendet, beendet man auch den prozess, der das problem ist🤓👍🏻

I'M ONLY NOW SEEING YOU MISSPELLED ME HELLO??!

"Okay Slaad, schicke dem Tapir hate-mail"

a screenshot of the "Game Completion" Screen of Hollow Knight: Silksong. Its at 100% completion in 59 hours 9 minutes and 28 seconds

See you at The Game Awards lmao

i have bookmarked you right next to RT, i hope you will enjoy your place there (jail)

Silksong to-.... yesterday.

I'll be honest I've been playing so much I forgot I wanted to post about it. It everything I wished for and more, so far. I am in awe.

Silksong tomorrow, tomorrow.

I'll try to play it as soon as I can clock off work that day, vacation is set for the day after, and I promise I will not be normal about it (but tag my posts to avoid spoiling anything :>)

Today in #JustABookReturn / #DatingAndDoug: Schafft Ari es, sich vor einem 18 Monate alten Goblinkind durchzusetzen?
Die Antwort könnte Sie überraschen.

A photo of a cat leaning her head on a desk plate. She is half asleep and her whiskers are very chaotic

A photo of a very fluffy cat. It's fairly dark, and she's standing atop a cat tree. She is looking at the camera very angrily

This is Lily! I love her, but I'm not entirely convinced she isn't plotting my death rn

And I know my blorbo could not be any safer than with that privilege. :3

"Jugend ist, zu hinterfragen, warum der Planet der zu 70% von Wasser bedeckt ist, 'Erde' heißt. Erwachsensein ist, zu verstehen, dass Wasser durchsichtig ist, nicht blau."

#BabyFormulaDnD

a picrew image of a small goblin boy with medium length messy hair and ragged clothes. he is holding a frog in his hands

"Dieses Child ist zu scary für Ari" - Kata

Das Child in question:

#JustABookReturn / #DatingAndDoug

Val making the pretty Tiefling woman blush, hehehehe :>

#JustABookReturn

NPC: "Ich selbst fische nicht, aber ich schaue gerne zu~"

Ari: "Das trifft sich gut, ich sehe nämlich richtig gut beim Fischen aus! :)"

Ich liebe diesen Mann jetzt schon.

#JustABookReturn

a screenshot of a discord chat, with both people at the same time responding something along the lines of "jokes aside, that is an option!"

So-called free thinkers wenn eine Entscheidung verschiedene Optionen hat, aber jetzt genug mit Schabernack ist:

a meme image in the format "the virgin x versus the chad y" on the left is a sad man, labelled "the virgin halb ascendeter necromancer" being opposed to "the chad atze wo abyss geschaffen hat"

"Die Virgin 'Halb-ascendeter Necromancer' vs den 'Chad Atze wo Abyss geschaffen hat'" - Lee #BabyFormulaDnD

he did not do that

yet ☝️

- jumped into the neverwintussy

Oh ayy happy birthday!! ✨

That's gonna be me next year and I'm not readyy 💀

Digital artwork of Crwydr, a black tabaxi sitting on a tree stump. He wears shin armor and chainmail in which straps of leather, rings, bones and bark have been artfully woven. A large piece of bark also functions as a pauldron. His right arm is missing from the shoulder and he is tinkering with the prosthesis, which has been crafted from wood, metal, wires and bones.

finished commission for @helyos.bsky.social of Crwydr the Tabaxi Artificer!

such a cool design, i had a lot of fun drawing this tired man ^^

#CaptnCommission #art #dnd #artcommission

"schau ihn an, das ist mein boy, der crwydr;
er ist so middle aged wie gouda,
du penner."

- alex' iteration von moneyboys lines zu der nassesten katze faeruns #BabyFormulaDnD

Gelesen mit Money Boys Stimme:

"schaut ihn an meinen boy, diesen crwydr
er ist so middle aged, wie ein gouda
du penner"

#BabyFormulaDnD

was für "may"

he is just a little meow meow, everything else is slander and will be denied

Kann ich so bestätigen

Ich stelle mich hierzu (immernoch ksksks) an! I need to hear this powerpoint

listen man i could've explained to you how to kill processes (assuming you find the one that is locking the folder), that would've fixed it too
or i could've told you to click button off and then click button on because incidentally, turning off your pc automatically kills ALL processes ksksks