Larisa LaBrant

The little cat steps on the wizard's head, waking him up. He goes to make waffles with passionfruit jam and put some fish out for the little cat. As he makes tea, the air fills with the smell of parchment. The wizard reads the new issue of Magic-Users Weekly as he eats his breakfast.

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The wizard sleeps well. Above the tower, clouds gather.

The wizard sleeps deeply. The little cat prowls the bedroom.

Stress Break, the joy of a perfect french fry

ah, yes: the lingually gifted

Here, have some of mine (from the archives)

Said tonight while discussing Iran-

“The cluster of fuckery is horrifying”

Emergency Kitten

A 2½ pound orange tabby stares at a 12½ pound orange tabby wondering if that’s her destiny.

444 Favorite Photos: No. 217

Litter: Singleton
Kitten: Gladys

Gladys: When I grow up, will I be fat like you?
Georgia: Shut it. Twerp.

#FosteringSavesLives #Kittens #KittensofBluesky #FosterKittens #Caturday #OrangeTabby

A five week-old black kitten with big, yellowish/green eyes hides in a box the same size as he is.

444 Favorite Photos: No. 218

Litter: Cat-astrophe
Kitten: Riot

Me: I’m missin’ a kitten! I’m missin’ a kitten!
Riot: Over here, dummy.
Me: 😮‍💨 Sorry, I didn’t think to look in an empty box of Velveeta Shells & Cheese.

#FosteringSavesLives #Kittens #KittensofBluesky #FosterKittens #CatBoxSunday

A white 5 month-old kitten with black splotches and hazel eyes and grayish pink nose, lays like the perfect loaf.

444 Favorite Photos: No. 219

Litter: It’s a Wonderful Kitten
Kitten: Clarence

Clarence: Why is the iPad cover closed?
Me: Because. You step on it and text my exes.
Clarence: Sorry. It’s warm.

#FosteringSavesLives #Kittens #KittensofBluesky #FosterKittens #KittyLoafMonday #CatBoxSunday

Three 8 week-old kittens; one longhaired brown tabby with some white on his face, one brown tabby with a mostly white face and one white with gray splotches. They still look at me very suspiciously.

Litter: Kitten’s Company
Kitten: Jack, Janet & Chrissy

The new kittens still don’t like me. Maybe it’s because it took me two weeks to name them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#FosteringSavesLives #Kittens #KittensofBluesky #FosterKittens

We should have a Supernatural spin-off. Give us Girl Dean. Give us a hard drinking, hard fighting, self-loathing, flannel-wearing disaster lesbian and her beloved vintage car. And her platonic life partner, the computer savvy witch.

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about the quiet of snow. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

gee I wonder

Two simultaneous truths:

1. No matter how badly someone hurt you, once you part ways you don’t get to decide if they grow and become better. It’s their life and their choice.

2. You are never under any obligation to give them access to you, no matter how much they do that.

BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.

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And what a journey it’s been…

#d&d #dnd #ttrpg #art

They're remote control robot (not autonomous) that scans everyone's face and they sell the data for recurring income or hand it to police when necessary. You also have your face scanned when they arrive at drop off. Door Dash recently offered an opt out for these things. Make sure you check it off

A children's hospital is renamed for Dolly Parton and hopes to transform pediatric care in Tennessee Dolly Parton’s name might inspire full-throated sing-a-longs to her working woman’s anthem “9 to 5,” or evoke memories of thrilling days spent at her Dollywood theme park.

“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’”

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

I was radicalized by a kind elderly Presbyterian minister in a brightly colored cardigan who played with puppets and told me that people could like me exactly as I am and that everyone is different and that's great and we should like them exactly as THEY are.

Patreon story for March is now live! Alice Healy keeps having new candidates for the worst day of her life, and sweetie, it's not getting better from here...

The wizard's pajama robes are set on a little table next to the bathtub. He carefully steps into the bath. It is just the right temperature and the bubbles smell of ginger.

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There are some online 'medical influencers' claiming that Means won't be Surgeon General because she doesn't meet the legal requirements. I don't think that's accurate. If the Senate confirms her, she will be installed as Surgeon General.

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The wizard rearranges the jars of marmalade, jam, jelly and compote in the cellar.

The wizard sits at his alchemy bench, grinding with his mortar and pestle.

A small black cat with with light green eyes peeks over the edge of a laptop screen.

That one coworker who is constantly interrupting your focus.

a cartoon girl in a purple dress is holding a purple object . Alt: a cartoon girl in a purple dress is holding a purple object .

Here’s me thinking about Uncanny X-Men.