kat pinguinos

chococat standing there patiently for like 3 minutes while my zooted ass zones out at the crafting bench and forgets why we are here

retsuko discovers the truth about vacations

The Opposite Of A Karen

i don’t want to go to sleep because that means the weekend is over but god I want to go to sleep because I’m freaking exhausted #daylightsavingstime

what’s up? baby jellyfish, that’s what’s up, bsky

Aquarius: Things will be fine as long as you can answer the gnome's riddle.

can you tell I’m an insta refugee by the way I can’t post without an accompanying pic?

march nails
(after being victimized by false spring)

that’s not where it is, Zantetsu

you know I gotta give whoever localizes this series a thumbs up, idk what this joke was in Japanese but they nailed it in English #bluelock

“It’s reached the point where I am building my circuses out of bread,” she says as she opens an email from one of the dozen or so craft supply vendors offering her a way to distract herself from current events

Never change your rationale to fit the narrative of someone who is being irrational.

through apples all behaviors are possible

all fluff no brains

he found out about their onlyfins
#hellokittyislandadventure

that’s where you’re wrong, pompompurin: engaging customers at an ice cream store is all about consuming ice cream #hellokittyislandadventure

Pochacco: I want an energy drink that will help me with my workouts, let’s go talk to the dog made out of pudding

actually I am kind of happy that I didn’t have to remind myself not to log on to meta services today (idk if they are officially included in the blackout but I’m including them)

teeeeeefs

as 2025 continues apace, I immerse myself in #hellokittyadventureisland where nothing bad ever happens except for hangyodon’s jokes

when I picked up the CD I was like wait hold on…oh well whatever nevermind

big mood, chococat
#hellokittyislandadventure

he’s been locked inside your heart shaped box for a week #hellokittyislandadventure

omg dude I’m sorry we bought into the dewalt ecosystem or I would loan you some batteries. can you get out of your driveway now or do you need us to come help?

I feel that way every time I visit NOLA for work 😂 tons of walking and tons of sweating and also soooooo much eating

*looks at sluggish sourdough starter* dammit no fresh bread today cause of woke

JP Jordan @jp_jordan A little less "A.I. made this" and a little more "Ay, I made this"

Haribo V60, an edible gummy pourover cone

we can disagree and still be friends