Misha Luxure

Compliance is death, don't let fascists win.

Republican SNAP Proposals Could Take Food Away From Millions of Low-Income Individuals and Families | Center on Budget and Policy Priorities Prominent Republican lawmakers and conservative think tanks have proposed cuts and other harmful policy changes to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program that could gain traction in Congress th...

If you’re on EBT, you have my deepest sympathy for what is happening. Fuck Trump.

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The “Fuck it, we ball,” inside of us needs to burn brighter than the “Fuck this shit, I’m out,” inside us.

>Be me.
>Get annoyed about the TikTok ban.
>Attempt to doom scroll.
>"Fuck."

Clerk at the corner store:
“Do you want a bag?”

Me:
“No, none of my dates are that ugly.”

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MILF, it does your body good.

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Why do hotdogs come in packages of 12 when only 10 fit in my ass?

A poem, untitled, by me:

Swiggity swooty, I’m bored at work and wanna see your booty.

I’m not wife material or girlfriend material, I’m grippy sock hotel material.

Fuck, a fungus is more of a ho than I am… Mind. Blown.

Dear Conservatives,

We add new genders every time you complain.

Love,
Me

Last night was fucking dumb. I was stuck at work, bored, and looking cute… and nobody called me a good girl! This is bullshit. #selfie #transwoman #transgirl #sfw #sfwselfie #workselfie #trans #collar #lgbtq #lgbt

This is one of those IYKYK things, but Mr. Pierre just made my night. 🖤💖

I’ve officially been told that if I get called in on my days off, I’m not to come in unless I’m reasonably close to a work shirt.

I can’t imagine why. #spankme #kink #fetish #bdsm #kinky #mistress #domme #brat #submissive #master #dominant #dominatrix

So, I created an X account to ask Grok some questions, then I got banned. XD

If you have a man, tell him I said shut up.

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So, let me get this straight. There is…
Locktober
No Nut November
Destroy Dick December
and nothing for January? Damn.

Just a friendly reminder, if you’ve played with yourself thinking of me, you owe me a like/repost.

I was joking when I suggested this, but I just #Dommed a #Submissive into buying me #furniture. I did not expect my day to take this turn. #bdsm #femdom #findom

I had someone suggest I look into Domming professionally. Um… Ngl it’s looking better than my current job. #domme #dominatrix #bdsm #kink #fetish #submissive #swer #sexwork #sexworker #sexworkisrealwork

Fuuuuuuck.

I mentioned tonight that I don’t really celebrate #Christmas. I got asked if I’m #pagan. I heard “peggin’”. Like, if I’m into #pegging. Awkward….

Did you ever notice how women’s shampoo is marketed like, “Milk and honey infused to leave your hair full bodied, luxurious, and gently cleaned like nature intended.”

But, men’s shampoo is like, “5-in-1! Shampoo, body wash, engine degreaser, insect repellent, and lighter fluid! It’ll get ya laid!”

Most of my customers are Trump supporting Boomers. I’m going to start randomly playing the #Grindr notification sound at work just to see how many check their phones. 😈

The primary reason I avoid fist fights:

If someone pulls my hair in a fight, I’m afraid I’ll orgasm.

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So, it’s cool when ballets advertise The Nutcracker, but I get weird looks for telling a guy he should have CBT?

Ancestors, hear my plea.
Send me a partner with a big booty;
so that we can crush the patriarchy.

I find it interesting that ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter groups can peacefully protest in the street and Republicans paint them as "domestic terrorists". But a group of Republicans violently storm the capitol building and they're labeled "patriots". The GOP can kiss my satin-spangled ass.

Random thought from your favorite random THOT.

Suuure, when someone says, “We’re trying for a baby,” it’s cute and endearing. When I reply, “That’s cool. I like getting nutted in too,” I get called lewd.

Went shopping earlier and had this exchange:

Another shopper realizing she’s blocking the aisle as I’m trying to exit: “Are you coming out?”

Me: “Girl, I came out years ago!”

Yes, #Maine specifically. 😊