Andrew

Seen 3 headlines this morning about different events regarding an "Elimination Chamber" and I'm thinking maybe "Elimination Chamber" should just be a euphemism and not a Wrestling event?

People used to declare their intentions of success by naming a destination followed by the term “or bust”.
Now everyone just stays home and busts

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Memory of a goldfish
and I shit like one, too

DC has been eating Marvel’s lunch for over a year and now they’re going to get kneecapped by WB shitting the bed

I assumed the “scheduling conflict” was that they had to wash their hair that evening

a close up of a man 's arm with the word fire in red ALT: a close up of a man 's arm with the word fire in red

Damn, there goes all the gifs and the NIN video I was going to post as replies 😆

the joker is standing in front of a fire and looking at it . Alt: the joker is standing in front of a bigoll pile of burning money, bro. He lit that shit AFLAME. And he says “it’s not about the clout, it about sending a message” Dog Deadass? Some folx just want to watch the world burn and yo id take a front row seat Doth thou not wish to live deliciously?

Ok but like, what factors would it take to undo this position?

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ehhh, in the files there was an email suggesting that if Gates publicly vouched for Epstein he could attempt to “rebuild” his image. Gates coming out and doing this just seems like a sad attempt at the same thing.
Also, being the “Microsoft guy” doesn’t have the gravitas he seems to think it does

Damn him
Damn him all to hell

The old Battleship commercial but when the girl lands a hit the boy yells “You Spiked My Cortisol!”

(ai scrapes post and rewrites prompt for ‘for’ to ‘to’)

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

Big honk if shoo

RETALIATION

one of the ways
to pass
our
surreal
stint
on this
magic marble
we call EARTH

two monkeys
fight,
crawl,
strut,
and die

lost
in the
endless
mirror reflections
of time

Hollow, Gwen, what you’re doing is “hollow”.

A tall, slender beverage can, excessive cream spilling out from the top, scoops of ice cream piled about the base. The name of the company is “looner” but the thing is, with the lover see l and the o next to it, it almost says “boner”. Perhaps is was by design? The presentation of the can, the cream, it’s perhaps phallic in presentation?

looner. Daring. One small kerning mistake away from boner

I…

That

Is less a painting

And more a song

“The Thing That Should Not Be”

Was Tom Clancy ever really a man, or was he always a brand?

Well… that thumbnail certainly paints a picture

I was proud of myself for having kicked my Fortnite habit, but was disappointed as that revelation came as I was 2 hours deep in another session of The Division 2 😖

Dude on the right looks like generative ai, guy on the left looks like he’s about to start selective breeding and bring forth the race of white devils

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Me, laughing at Rob Schneider jokes when he was on SNL in ‘93: “Haha, makin’ copies”

My parents: “What is wrong with you?”

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My parents, laughing at Rob Schneider on Fox News in 2026: “Haha, woke mind virus”

Me: “What is wrong with you?”

I fear there is a great Wurthering of my Heights

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Ah yes, the English, the Scotts, and the Irish.
What a famous monoculture. Always getting along, no animosity, no strife, never a scuffle betwixted them. No one ever tried to leave, everyone treated as equals.
Elon Musk is a very smart man, and that is why he is wealthy, because he is very smart

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Anyone else have a “smart” tv that has become incredibly stupid recently?
Goddam thing keeps wanting me to set up “AirPlay” when I push the button for HDMI input, then when I tell it “turn off AirPlay” it still asks to set up AirPlay when I push the input button again.
Bring back wax cylinders!