Andrew

This is a reference I would not have understood a month ago
Thank you @getplayedpod.bsky.social
Though your anime presence may be less now, you impact is still felt

Like a second impact

They say there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas? Well, pardner, it’s time you pull up a chair and tuck a napkin in your collar …

If someone runs for governor in South Carolina are they still a gubernatorial candidate or are they a goobernatorial one?

Wait… she’s just doing a promo tour for a book?

Screen cap of Instagram post about a brewery closing, the first one with 38 likes and 22 replies is: “sounds like a republican business model” And the other comment with 43 likes and 13 replies is: “Liberals destroy everything they touch”. The brewery was in about $16M in debt from a number of poor practices, from not paying rent, not paying vendors, to not paying their taxes. They had been in business since 1988 and had multiple locations

Can’t tell if it’s the top two or just the first two, but here’s 2 comments about a brewery closing
Absolute fucking loser comments from bored fucking losers just regurgitating their team’s slogans.

(Fingers crossed)

(Last thing he hears is someone yelling “Phil Hartman says hello!” And the thunk of a object striking him)

bsky.app/profile/andr...

oh, my buddy in cripes...

(ok yeah I reacted the same way when I learned that too)

(i thought andy dick was already dead)

Yeah
What a wasted opportunity for
Simulasavior
Or Super Simulastar
People don’t know how to name things anymore

Only 2 more news shows to suffer through before I can listen to my imaginary friends again

I think O’Neil could have Acromegalia, but Watters just looks the way because he honestly is just a shit

Nick O’Neil, and alleged crypto millionaire is often exposed for posting pictures about how good his life is when the “girlfriend” in the pic says she’s a model and was paid to pose next to him. He has a face that is hard to explain, like an undue arrogance and smugness but the true matter of their person shines through the face. Just sad and hollow I’m on the inside

Jesse Watters, a Fox News personality doesn’t actually have any personality. He’s smug and condescending because he’s partnered with the hollow powers that rule our society. He’s vain, he’s vapid, and again he has an odd face that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what it is that is so unnerving about it. It’s the amount of outward performance put on in order to cover how little goes on inside

From the Jeff Smith comic book RASL is Salvador “Sal” Crow, the lizard faced man. His face is oddly long or extended, resembling a lizard in a way

Sal Crow of the Jeff Smith comic RASL with his exaggerated face, pointing guns at the reader

That “rich” Nick guy and Jesse Watters both have Sal Crow Lizard Man face

Saw a listing for a house, price wasn’t appalling, exterior lacked curb appeal, neighbor is a flaming red urethra, but it has 2.5 baths

Two and a half baths

That’s three toilets

Yevver try and tell someone “watch out for that big puddle!”
but instead of ‘big puddle’ you say “pig butthole”?

I mean, it’s still good advice
just not as relevant to that particular situation

screen cap of 2 headlines where the thumbnails for each humorously align so it appears as though Tim dillon in the top thumbnail is walking up the stairs while recording his podcast because the image below his is of a person walking up stairs. From what I understand Tim dillon is something of a dipshit

wow, Tim Dillon records his podcast while walking on stairs? good for him

A photo of the recent “mashup” action figure from the neca company that is Bella Lugosi as Dracula as Shredder from TMNT

Did you see those TMNT/Universal Monsters from NECA? The Shredder/Dracula seemed, interesting, kinda weird. Has a neat sculpt/accessories n stuff

Artificial intelligence? Not in this house!
We’re all about natural stupidity!

I dunno mate, ‘avent dey suffered enough?

It looks like she smiling but really she’s seeing if any of her teeth are fake and contain a poison gas or pill
If she bites hard enough maybe one will pop

all this time I thought the Dairy Queen was married to the Burger King…

KK Slider-ass bird

Why doesn't Donald Trump simply force Marco Rubio to eat Pete Hegseth and become the new Secretary of War?

Ye we think that Kill Bill wasn’t actually that good of a movie?
Like it was too long, boring, repetitive at times, and really just a long jerk off with no payoff?
Maybe it would have worked as a mini series?

screen cap of an email fro the company Venmo in which they say "Did someone say FREE TACO? Oh yeah--we did. Pay with Venmo in the Taco Bell app and get one free Cantina Chicken Soft Taco on a future order through 12/31/25, limit one." That's the enticement? one free taco? how much can one taco cost, $10?

they've run out of ideas

Close up of a white, 12 fluid ounce beverage can (354ml). Text near the bottom of the can indicates that it is iced coffee, decaf, black. Oh, also it’s mold-free Yep, now serving mold-free coffe, no mold over here, just the purest, most bestest coffee you ever had? How is that possible? Well, see, this here coffee? It’s MOLD-FREE. You know what that means? It means all the coffee you had prior to this had mold in it

They’ve run out of ideas

It’s weird how she “pivoted” from her previous right wing provocateur edge lording to more general pop culture celeb gossiper around the Depp/Heard case and started gaining a new audience that likes “mess” but she couldn’t help it and went full bargain basement conspiracy slopper. ya love to see it

Stacked cases of PBR with Godzilla artwork on the side of the box

Is there Godzilla anniversary going on? First here was that Misfits/Godzilla merch set, now there’s Attack Peter PBR packaging?
This an early Christmas present for you, nerds?

I dont normally gas myself up on main but I got a nice dm today and wanted to share ❤

LA Knight looking like the kid friendly version of Boris the Animal from Men in Black 3