My JoJo stand "Death Grips" makes people cum with a firm handshake
05.02.2026 07:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nonsuitedforwinter.bsky.social
30 he/him programmer. This is my page for all of my NSFW things I also like to cook, but that's for my other profile. If you'd like to know it, feel free to ask Generally open to DMs; could talk about neurodivergence or media or something
My JoJo stand "Death Grips" makes people cum with a firm handshake
05.02.2026 07:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your stuff's great; that aside, here's hoping you get yer cup fucked π
16.01.2026 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good on you for identifying it and breaking the cycle!
29.12.2025 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same for me with any resource management games. Just finished one which took up way too much of my time
29.12.2025 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
27.12.2025 17:38 β π 3849 π 1212 π¬ 26 π 4Standing desk
29.11.2025 05:18 β π 172 π 28 π¬ 2 π 0Collargate was the most recent drama I heard about related to Hasan. Totally unrelated to his political stances (I think).
22.12.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are so many good artists and it's such a shame I can't keep up with all of them π«₯
20.12.2025 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feel like this needs to be spread around.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
Anxiety is a hell of a thing
30.11.2025 03:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All might from BNHA holding his hair out with the caption "Eat this"
20.11.2025 15:39 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All smut with only humans is monsterfucker, because humans are the real monsters π
20.11.2025 15:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he is in the drier for enrichment purposes
14.11.2025 01:48 β π 545 π 144 π¬ 11 π 0For Spudnik
14.11.2025 17:29 β π 532 π 89 π¬ 3 π 0I remembered when I made this
#furryart
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
01.02.2025 00:29 β π 6306 π 1926 π¬ 83 π 233fat bear week featuring kaja
07.11.2025 05:27 β π 7129 π 1647 π¬ 73 π 13I don't think she did it right
20.10.2025 19:52 β π 1440 π 301 π¬ 27 π 0A tumblr post that says βthe only thin blue lines I support are the veins in big ass titties. Thank you for your service.β
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17.10.2025 19:40 β π 1569 π 508 π¬ 6 π 3Would
10.10.2025 14:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I first looked at this I did read McThrob
08.10.2025 04:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a subway ad for some lawyer, with the tagline "It's amazing how a big fat check can ease the pain." However, the support bar is in the way and "check" is instead readable as "chick"
So true, subway advertisement, so true.
07.05.2025 20:29 β π 1808 π 669 π¬ 9 π 16A cute fat curly haired hamster sits comfortably, leaning back and making a peace sign, with a smug smile on his face. His balls are HUGE. He wears a t-shirt that reads "WISH THESE WERE BRAINS" with an arrow pointing to the balls. Tags: Feral, hyper
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18.03.2025 05:15 β π 404 π 48 π¬ 11 π 7Tumblr post by ntrlily Inventing a type of girl who sits in the cuck chair but doesn't even watch her girlfriend get fucked she's playing like, phone games the whole time.
Reminder to everyone that Tumblr is hilarious
www.tumblr.com/ntrlily/7921...
Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.
20.09.2025 04:03 β π 13937 π 5657 π¬ 33 π 60Dutch late night TV has its take
19.09.2025 14:39 β π 20937 π 8932 π¬ 511 π 2085Post of a pink-colored dog "This hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!"
19.09.2025 17:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gluetrapped
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