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@nonsuitedforwinter.bsky.social

30 he/him programmer. This is my page for all of my NSFW things I also like to cook, but that's for my other profile. If you'd like to know it, feel free to ask Generally open to DMs; could talk about neurodivergence or media or something

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Latest posts by nonsuitedforwinter.bsky.social on Bluesky


My JoJo stand "Death Grips" makes people cum with a firm handshake

05.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your stuff's great; that aside, here's hoping you get yer cup fucked πŸ‘

16.01.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good on you for identifying it and breaking the cycle!

29.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same for me with any resource management games. Just finished one which took up way too much of my time

29.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

27.12.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3849    πŸ” 1212    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4
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Standing desk

29.11.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Collargate was the most recent drama I heard about related to Hasan. Totally unrelated to his political stances (I think).

22.12.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are so many good artists and it's such a shame I can't keep up with all of them πŸ«₯

20.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feel like this needs to be spread around.

Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.

05.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2772    πŸ” 1019    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 19

Anxiety is a hell of a thing

30.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
All might from BNHA holding his hair out with the caption "Eat this"

All might from BNHA holding his hair out with the caption "Eat this"

20.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All smut with only humans is monsterfucker, because humans are the real monsters πŸ˜”

20.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he is in the drier for enrichment purposes

14.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 545    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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For Spudnik

14.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I remembered when I made this
#furryart

12.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 674    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

01.02.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6306    πŸ” 1926    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 233
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fat bear week featuring kaja

07.11.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7129    πŸ” 1647    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 13
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I don't think she did it right

20.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1440    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0
A tumblr post that says β€œthe only thin blue lines I support are the veins in big ass titties. Thank you for your service.”

A tumblr post that says β€œthe only thin blue lines I support are the veins in big ass titties. Thank you for your service.”

🫑🫑🫑

17.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1569    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Would

10.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6492    πŸ” 2026    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 25

When I first looked at this I did read McThrob

08.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a subway ad for some lawyer, with the tagline "It's amazing how a big fat check can ease the pain." However, the support bar is in the way and "check" is instead readable as "chick"

a subway ad for some lawyer, with the tagline "It's amazing how a big fat check can ease the pain." However, the support bar is in the way and "check" is instead readable as "chick"

So true, subway advertisement, so true.

07.05.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1808    πŸ” 669    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 16
A cute fat curly haired hamster sits comfortably, leaning back and making a peace sign, with a smug smile on his face. His balls are HUGE. He wears a t-shirt that reads "WISH THESE WERE BRAINS" with an arrow pointing to the balls. Tags: Feral, hyper

A cute fat curly haired hamster sits comfortably, leaning back and making a peace sign, with a smug smile on his face. His balls are HUGE. He wears a t-shirt that reads "WISH THESE WERE BRAINS" with an arrow pointing to the balls. Tags: Feral, hyper

huge fat hamster balls.png

18.03.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 404    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
Tumblr post by ntrlily

Inventing a type of girl who sits in the cuck chair but doesn't even watch her girlfriend get fucked she's playing like, phone games the whole time.

Tumblr post by ntrlily Inventing a type of girl who sits in the cuck chair but doesn't even watch her girlfriend get fucked she's playing like, phone games the whole time.

Reminder to everyone that Tumblr is hilarious

www.tumblr.com/ntrlily/7921...

24.09.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

Artwork "Saturn devouring his son" but with a "I consent!" sticker placed on where the dead body's head would be.

20.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13937    πŸ” 5657    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 60
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Dutch late night TV has its take

19.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 20937    πŸ” 8932    πŸ’¬ 511    πŸ“Œ 2085
Post of a pink-colored dog

"This hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!"

Post of a pink-colored dog "This hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!"

19.09.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gluetrapped

19.09.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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