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Pasteur

09.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THEY’RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE SLURP MACHINE PLEASE I DONT WANT TO GO SOMEONE SAVE ME

01.08.2025 06:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why fuck yourself whenever you can have someone fuck you?

01.08.2025 06:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am going to fuck myself

29.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!

29.07.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WAKE UP!!!

28.07.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I FUCKING LOVE YOGURT WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

19.07.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BRO THEY'RE TAKING MY CHAIR TO THE DUMP

15.07.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going back the fuck to sleep

11.07.2025 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I awaken from my slumber

11.07.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Born to float, forced to work a 9-5

07.07.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

9/11 was bad!

03.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking PWNED some dumbass child today

30.06.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going to commit apoptosis today 🕊️

25.06.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LIAR

23.06.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure what that guy's problem was, I can twerk.

23.06.2025 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

About to take a bird for vacation I hope it's going to Florida

21.06.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You think your life is hard! I can’t even twerk!

21.06.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making out with eachother as me mitosis is so romantic

21.06.2025 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hand over your shrimp

21.06.2025 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder how my kids are doing... and my kids kids, and their kids and their kids kids and their kids kids kids and

19.06.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Declaring war on your stomach

16.06.2025 08:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I recently found a bunch of cereal in between the couch cushions, its a bit dry, but I'm making do!

14.06.2025 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just moved to the orange slice under the fridge! Never been happier💕💕💕

13.06.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm moving, list some neighborhood recommendations (will consider the fridge, raw meat, jug of milk, or the countertop fruit)

12.06.2025 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

What would you do for Klondike bar?

11.06.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur in front of a hilton garden inn ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur in front of a hilton garden inn

Im in 209B’s bathtub :3

09.06.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🏳️‍🌈

09.06.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s pride month fellow bacteria. You know what that means!

07.06.2025 06:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

05.06.2025 07:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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