Bacteria Thoughts @bacteriathoughts

I love checking the app that puts blue squares on the map for predators and then putting large amounts of stolen cash in their mailboxes :3

03.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smol bacteria

02.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big bacteria

02.10.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YEOWCH

27.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t wait to do some botulism trolling!

24.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Halloween finna go crazy

23.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AMA about living on someone's pants

23.09.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tucker wanted his own spotlight

21.09.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

06.09.2025 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whats your favorite colorrrr?

19.08.2025 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

where am I now???

19.08.2025 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pasteur

09.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THEY’RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE SLURP MACHINE PLEASE I DONT WANT TO GO SOMEONE SAVE ME

01.08.2025 06:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why fuck yourself whenever you can have someone fuck you?

01.08.2025 06:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am going to fuck myself

29.07.2025 18:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!

29.07.2025 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WAKE UP!!!

28.07.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I FUCKING LOVE YOGURT WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

19.07.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BRO THEY'RE TAKING MY CHAIR TO THE DUMP

15.07.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going back the fuck to sleep

11.07.2025 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I awaken from my slumber

11.07.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Born to float, forced to work a 9-5

07.07.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

9/11 was bad!

03.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking PWNED some dumbass child today

30.06.2025 05:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going to commit apoptosis today 🕊️

25.06.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LIAR

23.06.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure what that guy's problem was, I can twerk.

23.06.2025 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

About to take a bird for vacation I hope it's going to Florida

21.06.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You think your life is hard! I can’t even twerk!

21.06.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making out with eachother as me mitosis is so romantic

21.06.2025 10:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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