Gom Jabbar Jar Binks

have you read the sequel story? speaking of delivering on emotions

"How DARE you come to me now, when I am THIS!"

"via ew" indeed

Buddy, they talk like this about EVERY minority in America

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

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The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this

Yeah I'm a Democrat...I like the murders, I simply have concerns about the potential consequences of committing them

The Road Wario

If I were a Democrat I would win over young voters by breaking this man upon the wheel like it was the 30 years war.

it is *extremely* self-aware that it's a fairy tale, too

rude of me to not say "Paul Frees (z''l)", of course z''l, it just doesn't generally immediately occur to me for people who died before I was born

1. What is *wrong* with you

2. Is there any chance it can be made contagious

3. How about borrowing it can I borrow it

"I built an Opus Magnum machine on one of the easiest levels that takes number of steps that cannot be directly expressed in the known universe"

"I made a wheel that turns once every ~googol years"

"this Minecraft door opens at the heat death of the universe"

people who, using video games or legos or whatever, build things that are made, specifically and provably, to do some function that cannot in fact be executed in the theoretical lifetime of the game or toy, are precisely the right kind of Really Goddamn Weird

starring men have put less effort into entire roles than Paul Frees put into Mabruk or Pirate Cat

René Auberjonois (z''l) on the other hand is *always* on his cackling skull A-game, Paul Frees level brought to every role

Paul Frees is a number of the best bits of this. Just stellar performances of tiny parts.

Hey it's been, however many months I can't tell.

Doing the biannual thing again where you various creators can post your indie ttrpg down before so I can hopefully spread them to more people and maybe even make a review video on it!

the book is a bit more consistent, but it does still have Schmendrik, and "have a taco", and the butterfly

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

I got told I looked like a girl so much

both as teasing from classmates and adults making a genuine mistake

stylized art of a greyscale crown with protruding spikes where sone other crown might have Jewels, above the initialism "I.C.E."

putting these guys ib charge of immigration

For some additional context, this was 8 years before desegregation

Being medicated for seizures is cool actually

d-zombie

it's kinda frustrating like

it speaks to a terrifying level of tech illiteracy that someone can look at a harmless Internet toy and say "this is AI"

but at the same time the fact that its creators are openly pro-AI means everything they put out is going to (rightfully!) come under suspicion

Hey, last night I quote-boosted/reskeeted/deblooped my Death Generator post with a statement about "the other generator being AI". I meant the pixelframe.design generators, the Pokopia title font, Mario Galaxy title font, and so on.

I was wrong on that claim: they're not AI.

🎶I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potato
When you comin home dad I don't know when
But we'll get together then🎶