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Ian of the Sea

@iandukes.bsky.social

I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)

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Friduey mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

24.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everything is so exhausting

23.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

20.10.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 14582    πŸ” 3789    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 56

Theursday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

23.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸͺ“ EPISODE 162 - FRAILTY πŸͺ“
We’re going back the early 00s for an unsung cult classic in the psychological horror genre. It’s FRAILTY

22.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Teusday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

21.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fridray mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

17.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if a bottle of conditioner falls in a shower and no one is around to hear it, does it still register 5.7 on the Richter scale??

17.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Thrusday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

16.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

14.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 878    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ‘½ EPISODE 161 - ALIEN: COVENANT πŸ‘½
We venture into deep space as Blastober continues with another Ridley Scott movie. It’s ALIEN: COVENANT

15.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wrednesday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

15.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truesday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

14.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ME: My doctor figured out why I've been feeling so bad

HER: What's the diagnosis?

ME: He says I'm well informed

13.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mondray mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

13.10.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suundaay mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

12.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how much would it cost?
"the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now"
around what time will he be back?
"did you not just hear me?"

12.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[decades in the future]

KID: Is it true there used to be TWO houses of Congress, grandpa?

ME: Technically there still are. The House recessed way back in 2025 and to this very day they're still collecting vacation pay.

11.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saatuurday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

11.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In related news starting next season NFL teams with losing records will have their stadium flyovers provided by the Qatari Air Force. Said Hegseth, "GMs need to remember American jets are a privilege not a right."

10.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're angry at seeing another human being's comfort, gleeful at their pain, and indifferent to their death, you got your emotions on ass-backwards.

09.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thhursday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

09.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸͺ±EPISODE 160 - A CURE FOR WELLNESS πŸͺ±

We’re going back to 2017 for our 2nd Gore Verbinski movie in the Blast Zone, this time talking about the psychological gothic horror A CURE FOR WELLNESS

08.10.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weensday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

08.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tuusday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

07.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TRADITIONAL MEDIA OUTLET A: I hate the Trump administration.

TRADITIONAL MEDIA OUTLET B: Same. Ever since that senile menace Biden left office there's absolutely nothing to talk about!

06.10.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight

06.10.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Moonday moornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

06.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you there, God? It's me, the creation upon which you heap unfathomable cruelty.

05.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Right wants you to be sad when one of their guys dies, but no, they are not interested in providing higher quality guys

16.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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