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@hobart.bsky.social

you must have caught me staring at your headlights 23, deer, pan, furry trash, electrical engineer, pfp by @zoobis.bsky.social i leave unhinged replies on people's stuff, and post arbitrary things that occur in my life

160 Followers  |  313 Following  |  285 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023  |  1.7773

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experimental badges!! πŸ’™β€οΈπŸ’š

from left to right: @tinyfox.bsky.social, @hobart.bsky.social, and me :>

[ #badge #furrybadge #art #traditionalart #marker #copic #deer #lynx #dog #dinodog #plushdog #plush #furryart #fursona #furry ]

10.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pro tip to my followesrs, apparently dri nking two tumblers of orange gin that your mom likes will maek you VERYt drunlk

04.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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now she’s drunk on wine >:(

04.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…yes

04.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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also made her wear kwik trip merch as is tradition

04.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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acquired a pool toy of one of my characters from Imaginary Creature Factory

04.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A very crudely drawn picture of a cow. He is staring directly at the viewer. He wears brown overalls. In his right hand is a pitchfork. In his left hand is a white "lump with handle", from the comic strip "Cow Tools."

A very crudely drawn picture of a cow. He is staring directly at the viewer. He wears brown overalls. In his right hand is a pitchfork. In his left hand is a white "lump with handle", from the comic strip "Cow Tools."

A very crudely drawn picture of a Burmese Mountain Dog smoking. They hold the cigarette in their left hand, between the pinky and ring finger. The pinky finger is unnaturally long and flexible to facilitate this.

A very crudely drawn picture of a Burmese Mountain Dog smoking. They hold the cigarette in their left hand, between the pinky and ring finger. The pinky finger is unnaturally long and flexible to facilitate this.

started taking $10 per full body commissions on microsoft paint; dm if you want one

here are the first two examples:
- the dog belongs to @alpinepup.bsky.social
- the cow belongs to @zoobis.bsky.social

29.09.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a pole (person who is mostly polish by ancestry) i hope this happens to me more in the future

25.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

skill issue

25.09.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As well as a little something extra

13.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you have good taste

its the 50th anniversary this year of when the edmund fitzgerald went down

20.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm down to acquire one, how should i get in touch?

15.09.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Business card design+print commission for @hobart.bsky.social!! Had a lot of fun with this one

#art #commission #furry

13.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fun piece of trivia: for some reason seeing fetish art involving nun clothing actually scares me for some strange reason

13.09.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

will this wiener operate without a fursuit or nah? genuinely tempted but i just got boxers lol

02.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the food at cracker barrel is surprisingly adequate, honestly; it's sorta like a perkins but i tend towards perkins because it was exotic and not in my hometown

i don't remember it sucking, and i remember the vibes with the crazy crap on the walls

27.08.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i understand that the whole cracker barrel rebrand panic is being painted as a "boomer" thing but honestly like

i agree with them on this one; imagine stripping your restaurant of its identifying features

27.08.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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she likes pabst blue ribbon

24.08.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was going to make a joke about driving while intoxicated but i feel like it would further strain your relationship with the legal team

21.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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make out with me, twink, i read T&DWorld

19.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im pretty sure if i had a micro partner they would die within 3 days by being sat on by accident

16.08.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a door labeled with β€œpisser” in painters’ tape

a door labeled with β€œpisser” in painters’ tape

a fridge labeled with β€œice” and β€œdrinks” in painter’s tape

a fridge labeled with β€œice” and β€œdrinks” in painter’s tape

how to guide your party attendees:

10.08.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my elbow hurts whenever i play wii sports baseball, kupo!

06.08.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture depicting Raffle rules for getting your character TF'd into an Ivalice Moogle or a Chocobo by Erakir, either as a chocobo or moogle himself. Done by Trevor-fox. Detailed rules are in the post below!

Picture depicting Raffle rules for getting your character TF'd into an Ivalice Moogle or a Chocobo by Erakir, either as a chocobo or moogle himself. Done by Trevor-fox. Detailed rules are in the post below!

Here we go! Aug. TF Raffle!

Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-

Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~

Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday

05.08.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 238    πŸ“Œ 2

this is the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals

06.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A well dressed orange deer looks at you intently, hooves clasped together awaiting your response.

A well dressed orange deer looks at you intently, hooves clasped together awaiting your response.

Let's make a deal...
I receive You receive
100 ❀️'s. A fruity booty

The choice is yours, contribute, or scroll past and forsake others.
#nationalunderwearday

05.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

what's the sizing like

05.08.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly i've heard both

i wonder if it's a regional thing like "pop" (objectively correct) vs "soda" (gross)

03.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ciagrette

02.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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please help he passed out drunk on the couch while watching storage wars on the antenna

01.08.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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