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Can't fault your good taste, ma'am. Don't even sweat it.

So Dean Cain is the new Steven Seagal? So interesting how the biosphere always needs one of those for balance. Nature is truly wondrous in her mysteries.

Even if god were real he would provide you no solace. Eat at Arby's.

I will pine for excessive, strenuous verbosity.

"I just pirate everything I ever want to watch, so I'm just grabbing things with the highest street value, box sets mostly.

"Extra features is try hard shit, I only listen to commentary for good movies, like CLERKS, ARMAGEDDON, and THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY."

- Me in the Criterion Closet

No I will not "summarize with AI."

I will dazzle and annoy my friends with my breathless and verbose missives, a righteous time to prove I'm human.

Cheese Eye: Dropping dust and little shreads into your eye when you tip your head back to drink the last crumb remnants of a bag of cheese.

See: Also Cereal Eye

Hey. FYI the supreme court is trash and I love my trans friends and now trans people are going to have to run from Tennessee and every other crappy state but now they'll come here to Minnesota and make my state even more awesome.

Lollipop cat.

"Oh shit! Fuck yeah!"
- Me, just now, seeing a Blue Jay perched on a stop sign, while driving around to several Hennepin County libraries, while listening to Mötörhead.

Cookies happened again, folks.

It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."

Chloe approves, from the background.

“Will the Real 80s Action Movie Please Blow Up” — 80s Avarice & Film False Positives – Perisphere |Phil Kolas| The allure of mystery is inescapable in the upcoming quadruple lineup for the 80s ACTION EXTRAVAGANZA II: THE QUICKENING. We do not actually know what the movies in question will be. I tr...

Another @trylon.org essay for your eyeball holes! A cinematic mystery on our hands, but with explosions instead of poison!

www.perisphere.org/2025/05/18/w...

@chucktingle.bsky.social , you are listed as a source in this essay ^, for my argument about works of art changing once they enter the public, and how this proves love.

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How Many Dinner Plates Is an Octopus Allowed to Take at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? – Perisphere |Phil Kolas| One of the greatest and most delicious irrefutable gifts of the internet has been the ever utterly overwhelming and bottomless wash of media that is our every waking hour. Beneath every r...

My essay on GHOST DOG: WAY OF THE SAMURAI was just posted on the Perisphere Blog @trylon.org

Help yourself to this cultural feast.

www.perisphere.org/2025/05/10/h...

I was so good at comedy 11 years ago.

Bullwinkle has the stigmata.

New comedy dates!

Happy Easter Next Week Everyone!

Happy Birthday Jesus!

*puts finger to ear*

"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."

Happy Trans Day of visibility. Come to a comedy show tonight at Bryant Lake Bowl and show your support for these bad motherfuckers (I believe "bad motherfuckers" to be a gender neutral moniker, but I'm willing to listen and learn).

We became a failed republic when diner restaurants stopped bringing the Extra Steel Cup Leftovers whenever a customer ordered a shake with their meal.

What are you hiding and where are you hiding it, Gail?!

P.S. 11/10 pun

When you walk into a fast food restaurant.
Get your order to go.
Then eat it alone sitting in your car in the parking lot not going anywhere.
That's self-care.

Language nerds, help me out:

We need a German word for the Minnesota experience of "I was shoveling but then a hero with a plow came by so that's awesome but I also feel dumb for the previous energy I just wasted, I probably should've just waited."

"Why do I live where the air hurts my face?"

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

If you cant afford art, or cant draw or whatever yourself, USE PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGES

NOT AI.

A record breaking attendance at tonight's Bumbling Fools Mead Comedy Showcase.

Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.

Love my little basement.

New Year's Resolutions:

- Try very hard to not buy new books*
(*if it's one I've already read, I need it)
- Only borrow 6 library books at a time
- Listen to my comedy sets sooner
- Help in so many refugees and immigrants to America that trump declares me an enemy of the state
- Eat more vegetables

"Zatoichi I: The Tale of Zatoichi" rules.

I'm going to open a gas station with the gas price one cent higher than every other station around me, but the pumps will never have televisions screaming bullshit at you, and I will retire to Vietnam OR Greece I haven't made up my mind yet.