crash

unfortunately it’s not an innuendo ://

i am tired of clover being in my head. i chuckled as we walked past a kid with a balloon and she knew exactly what i was thinking and that’s rude of her.

going 2 walmart with $-25 in the bank!!!!

i check this app everyday but nobody but charlie and starla are actually consistently active

It’s so incredibly dead on this app.

i have the meat sweats

i couldn’t give up a roll

for now. forever. next up CHRISTMAS!!!!

it’s time 2 be insufferable about christmas

had many dreams about ncis and now i miss my dream friends

🤪

i kissed her forehead while she slept and she made an unhappy face chat what does this mean? does she hate me?

i can’t find a good thanksgiving text chain without Christopher columbus and i want 2 be stupid but we don’t support him so no silly post yet

hey baby can we watch the macys thanksgiving day parade tomorrow????

okay chat i get to pick one movie tomorrow and need to make it count. which one of these r we thinking????

i’m getting u a sippy cup

WDYM NOT THE KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 😡😡😡😡 also OPERATION christmas drop

it gets worse

accidentally accepted a random turkey

i make pizza not sense

HER GOAT BIT MY TOE

i’ll give u 2 pennie’s to come home rn

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…..let’s go with that

what goes around comes around

Gettin' swole 💪💦

fun fact it takes 4 1/2 episodes of Caillou to blow dry @hittingcurbs.bsky.social hair

time 2 cuddle with my baby n fall asleep good night gooses