Text from Gemini explaining that the airport code EMI refers to Emirau Airport in Papua New Guinea

New life goal: go to Papua New Guinea and hear the Sex Pistols

I can't tell if this is an curmudgeonly "no sooner than..." post

or

a defensive "i own a candy cane factory, please please my family needs to eat" post

- restrictions on pardon powers
- ranked choice ballotting everywhere
- add teeth to Emoluments Clause and Hatch Act

but how to control for the fact that STUFF keeps HAPPENING

Watto is immune to your Jedi mind tricks

Well, that plus removing minority women from positions of power

Lousy Barler12 weather

Pharma ad? Death + a paddlin'

That was me, the Bugle is soooo good, it's the first podcast I recommend to anyone

Thank you for a great show! Love watching the sausage get made.

Thank you for introducing and supporting 3 great comics. And thank you again for the exhausted-parent-friendly scheduling. You nailed that Park Slope demo.

[Turns chair around backward, sits]

"Hey kids, if I asked you how to pronounce V-E-E-C-K. what would you guess?"

Prototype presses for hexagonal and heptagonal burgers, no doubt

Late night talk shows, SNL

He's not going to read it; it doesn't have the word TRUMP in it in 28 point bold.

Here in Park Slope, Brooklyn family cargo bikes aren't that uncommon, but ... a big barrier is the lack of safe and appropriate places to park them overnight. Why can't we have nice things, indeed.

How do we know 25% of Americans didn't answer "What's the MAGA movement?"

Good thing the Governor of Texas certainly would blast any effort to nuke the ADA

(Hard sarcasm eye roll)

Odds that the ADA gets repealed or kneecapped by this administration - 50/50?

I don't

Looks like there is a theoretical upper limit

There's 8 of them shouting at you in unison, what's not to like??

RE: today's trivia:
(Former MVPs to join Yankees after 2004)

Roger Clemens - wins 1996 MVP. Joins Yankees 1999.
Leaves Yankees after 2003.
Re-joins Yankees 2007 for his final season (17 starts)

Should he not be the 6th?

"Come look at my etchings" worked for my grandparents, by gum

as if we'll be allowed to have normal elections in 2026

That's a heck-uv-uh proposition

Fun fact, Le Cock in French is Le Coq

Does Letterman qualify as Old Weird?

🎶 I want a girl with a short skirt and Powwwwdermilllk Biscuits 🎶

6 months? 6 days

Alas they keep making new ones