Connor McClure

“I’m an old man who pee pees my pants” - my 9yo’s impression of Trump

many states make a big deal about property rights and stand your ground laws, and I know there are air rights for buildings in NY - what are my air rights above my residential home? how high does a drone have to be for me to stand my ground and shoot a beebee through someones starbucks order?

this is getting better and better 😆

I hate days where Trump speaks. People report what he says, ew.

Civil Rights Groups Warn Arkansas School Districts Not to Implement Ten Commandments Law After Federal Court Ruling Today, four civil rights organizations sent a letter to public school superintendents across Arkansas, warning school districts not to implement Act 573.

New: We sent letters to Arkansas superintendents warning the Ten Commandments law is unconstitutional. The injunction covers four districts, but all schools must uphold students' constitutional rights.

Parents: See posters? Contact us: bit.ly/3UMq03D
Read the letter + release here: bit.ly/4mrxFjA

Sask. RCMP charge owner of 'Queen of Canada' compound with assaulting officers | CBC News RCMP say a man has been charged with assaulting two police officers in a southwestern Saskatchewan village where so-called followers of the "Queen of Canada" have set up a compound.

Seriously, why did this story fade away? They’re still occupying that school?? And harassing the local community? How have I not seen a @netflix.com documentary about it? Send me to Canada, I’ll make it! Can we get the Kids In The Hall to make a movie about it? @davesfoley.bsky.social ?

maybe this is only funny to me, but my first thought reading that was “ok, Boromir” (in place of “ok, boomer”)

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

(sh)It Follows

I wonder what happened to ‘scarf guy’. He was always around the UCB scene 2007-2010ish, and I’d see him in Williamsburg in the hottest part of summer with a giant scarf billowing around his neck. An enigma.

I think with a little work and the right podcasts, we could convince republicans to start trying to control sex through baked goods again.

I love going to a restaurant that hands you a menu but you can see the ghost of QR codes on their tables and walls. No one wanted that.

if that’s true (which, yeah could be) i’d bet money that the next jobs report will be an overcorrection to save face. 2million new jobs minimum

i went to an opening night of one of the twilight movies at a packed lincoln center theatre. it was the first one w/ taylor lautner being ripped and he took his shirt off - the crowd, consisting of mothers who brought their teenage daughters, went feral. But you could tell they all knew it was funny

sorry about my kids

also according to ballotpedia, only 306k voted in last election, and F Hill received 180k of that. And in 2022 only 246k voted, F Hill received 148k, he hasn’t been winning by big margins, this is a race that can be won.

I’m so glad to hear this, I spoke to him at an event a few weeks ago and tried to get him to spill the beans and he was tightlipped.

@jonesforar.bsky.social where do I pick up my yard sign?

I’m no scholar, so can someone tell me which Horseman this is?

two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says i 'm such an idiot ! Alt: two men are sitting next to each other and one of them says i 'm such an idiot !

every social media/podcast interview I see just makes me think of this

@vornietom.bsky.social @kirksays.bsky.social
this one, absolutely will make me laugh forever

@fishtree.co I don’t think there’s ever a version of ‘mild’ shunting though

*Polite* Society

#MildHorror

something needs to line airport bookstore shelves

All I can think about is “harnessing the power of retinol and peptides"

not to dissuade from the overall awfulness of what they witnessed and the confusion, but just for clarification, according to groundnews/cnn the co-pilot was arrested on charges relating to child sex abuse material. Still very little transparency/detail into the situation though

Hillary’s emails are in the Epstein files 😳

If we finally found the pp tape…

The only thing worse than “guy in car yelling right-wing headlines as if they’re fact at camera” is “guy in passenger seat of car yelling right-wing headlines as if they’re fact at camera”

celebrity deaths come in 3’s, the next week is going to be wild

Housebound also always underrepresented