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Still not welcome in a certain bar in Fredericksburg. Increasingly Tottenham. Sometimes Baylor; always trash. Rumors of my demise have some truth to them.

38 Followers  |  62 Following  |  262 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2023  |  2.3453

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lol

Why the shit can’t Tottenham play like that the entire game.

08.11.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhy should the party shift? If old style Democratic Party policies didn’t work in 2016 and 2024, that just means they will absolutely work in 2028. That’s just PoliSci 101 baby”

- David Alexrod, probably

05.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think Xavi Simons is just Dutch Bryan Gil.

Haven’t seen anything remotely living up to the β€œpotential”.

01.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like they rounded up. Generous

01.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Xavi does know he’s a forward player, right?

01.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want it to be the β€œ2 hams for $20” guy

27.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a lazier version of Sheldon using D&D dice to control his life.

24.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just cited, word for word, my job description

24.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like something out of the back half of the Black Hole Sun music video.

21.10.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dodgers are decidedly not birds.

Go BIRDS!!!

21.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think you could swap out the word β€œinsurance” with damn near any topic and still be correct. What a moron

20.10.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are y’all ready to have an honest discussion about Thomas Frank yet?

19.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For those going out later today, words of advice from those who were out there in years past:

Stay safe, stay vigilant, stick together.

Have a plan. Know where to go and who to call should you need help.

We’re in this together

18.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like they finally got your letter.

15.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m here for it

12.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this had happened under any other President (republican or democrat), there would be calls for impeachment immediately. By both sides.

10.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t really offer much other than snarky comments on here, so this may be a bit of a shock:

The Qatari Air Force base in Idaho, if actually happening, is a wild sea change vis a vis America’s international standing as a super power. If there is any validity, serious questions need to be asked now

10.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah man, his girlfriend is going to have to transfer again. Tough break

08.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think anyone who saw the episode where Mr. Rogers explains the Trolley Problem has it seared in their memory forever.
So much violence, depictions of gore we never thought possible in puppetry.
We wept, we screamed, we were scarred.
Still, it was educational.
So that’s good.
I guess.

08.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 693    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 5

They all called me mad for trademarking β€œScam Lite;” well who’s laughing now?

08.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jokes on you; just paid Google $20 to expand my clown storage…wait

07.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, needed a Coatimundi Man feature film

06.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unpopular opinion: Puma Man rules

06.10.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The couch memes are eternal

01.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like the prospect of little to no training time paired with a willingness to widely adjust his form to fit the competition exacerbates the issue.

Hard to work the formation when you are pressed for time and the formation can change over 5 days

01.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Preview
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a fence and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a fence and looking at the camera .

Truly an inspiration

01.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatched the Bodo/Tottenham game. Not going to lie: may have preferred year 3 of Ange to this.

01.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel so much more secure*

*your mileage may vary

30.09.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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