🦂Madame Ghosts-Alot🧿

If you can dissociate enough from physical pain, you CAN reroute those sensations to your Pleasure receptors.🫢👀

*the real reason not to approach me in the gym 🥴

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Ion know, but there is something SEXY about a mf (gender neutral) that can read Sheet Music!

MMMHHH 🤤 Come HERREE ❤️‍🔥

As a young girl, I knew I was a little fruity bc watching Mercuito work that two piece w/ the matching wig REALLY did something for me 🥴🥵🤷🏽‍♀️

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Call me late to the party, but I just got called “Big Mama” for the very first time and I get it now 🥰

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I just realized I know ppl that are prolly bouta get deployed over this bs. 😰

I’m sure we ALL do! 😓

Ts shit just hit me hard bc Roy don’t do nun but cheat on his wife every once & a while, he don’t deserve thaaat 😰🥺🤧

… Old Fashioneds are my shit 😬

Grey Hanes Hashbrown 😏

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…. Look, I JUST discovered their Butter Pecan coffee🔥 ✋🏽😯🤚🏽

After trying my hardest to keep my nose out of those files, for the sake of my own mental health & sanity, I took a peek today, upon hearing SEVERAL cities MERE minutes from my location mentioned MANY times.

I’m rethinking a lot of shady shit I’ve experienced in my County. 😵‍💫

This is sickening 😔

I DONT THINK YA HEARRDD MEeEeeee

What… did they…

And they laughed at us who pointed out he would in fact try to make the 2024 Presidential election our last

Look at the orange prick, right in schedule!!

She used to “jokingly,” up until I told her to go fuck herself!

Oh we had it out! But she knows now she’s gonna get back what she gives me 😤

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You ain’t lying 🤣🤣🤣

I know Theatre Purists have a lot to say on the matter, but I absolutely LOVE how much crossover Broadway has had w/ mainstream icons in recent years ❤️‍🔥😍

To be fair, he apparently earned that ass whooping. (I was listening thru the VERY thin walls) he tried putting his hands on his girl first & NONE of the ladies was going for that! 🙌🏽

They practically ran him out the complex 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂 Love them for that💕

Random side:

One night I woke up to the sound of my downstairs neighbors JUMPING one of their boyfriends. 😂

Them ladies tore that nigga every which way but loose 🙌🏽

Why fly him out when he just bought himself a one-way ticket tf away from you 🤷🏽‍♀️

Luckily it was from Dollar (+¢.25) Tree, so I didn’t spend a WHOLE $5 on it, but still! 😩

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Got some White Cheddar Popcorn from the store today, tryna be a lil health conscious about my snacking.

Tell me why I bit into stale ass hand full & found out the bag was expired 🫠😡

….luckily I also grabbed a Twix from by the register, you know, “JUST IN CASE” 👀🤫

Racist-ass people

Taking men seriously <<<<<<<

And, for the love of God, can someone close to him just get a 🗣️ DIARY already!!! 😤

Absolutely! What happens after the reception is none of my goddamn mfing business- now pass the Hors d'oeuvres please! 😂

Whatever you do, do NOT mix ts with Apple Cider Vinegar 🤢

I might’ve gotten a lil overzealous 😵‍💫

Ykw… yeaa, I needed that 🥹❤️‍🔥🍃🌬️💨

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Where the ppl who think Rihanna ain’t got no hits?!!

As Beehive, I’ll tell you, I JUST had to take Man Down off my gym playlist-
Bc that song make me forget where I’m at EVERY TIME, nyash gets thrown immediately 💃🏽

RUMPAPAPUMM 🔫🇧🇧

*They think they’re supposed to win. If you haven’t heard about CERN & Project Looking Glass, read up on it.

They have been trying to keep the timeline in their favor, but theres a certain undisclosed outcome that they couldn’t see past. Presumably their loss of power/ control over the system