Jake Bolton

I’m getting exactly the same. Tis the season

At what point do we ban Twitter in the UK for being used by their owner to incite violence?

How would you describe that worldview? My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: “Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.” It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free schools, free universities, free health care, and free babysitting. Because our society could afford it. In America, people think social democracy is some kind of communism. They think capitalism is freedom. It’s not. It’s only freedom to exploit people.

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian. [Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa]. 1 PRESENTER: Now - some disturbing new research has shown 2 PRESENTER: that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK. [Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives  3 PRESENTER: In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage [We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage] 4 PRESENTER: Nigel, what’s your view?  FARAGE: Well I think this very worrying. 5 FARAGE: And just another reason why we should ban all immigration. 6 PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! 7 PRESENTER: Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it? FARAGE: Oop - plug time! PRESENTER: Ha ha 8 FARAGE: Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’. 9 [Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc] FARAGE: It’s a really emotional journey  10 FARAGE: with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...  11 FARAGE: as I answer the question: *Am I the only option for Britain?* 12 [Cut back to studio] PRESENTER: I won’t push back on that FARAGE: Absolutely! [ends]

Anything over 5 minutes a puzzle and I’ll just take some big swings and I’ll either be right or it will tell me the answer

Woahhhhhh.

A poll that shows the Greens surging to 15% - and just 2 points behind the Labour party.

Do it! We’re also the only party that lets members vote on policy, so if you’re not 100% aligned then you can help move it in your own direction

Make it easier to sack failing officers, urges Met police chief Mark Rowley reveals one in 10 officers are not fully deployed due to worries over their performance or health issues

Frustrating he doesn’t. The policing unions are strong and there has to be a whole process or the MET can get sued, even if there was just cause. He’s asked the government to change the rules to give him more powers to fire but they haven’t.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022...

Btw it's 76,000 now and going up every minute....

Tell me what areas you disagree with them on? We’re also the only party that lets members vote on the policy of the party, so if you don’t like it, you can change it

Or, you know, just join the left wing party that already has a system where the members decide the policies and is experiencing a popularity boom.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the first amendment to the constitution.”

George Carlin, 1988

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the worst thing a country can do is hold immigrants to a higher accountability than it holds its own citizens. A reminder that the average reading age of an adult in this country is of an 8-9 year old. But Labour only wants migrants with degrees to come work here. Hope they're coming to teach

Trump signs executive order demanding icecream sundaes taste just like they did when he was a kid

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

It’s hard to see people living your dream.

This is gonna be seen as a section 28 moment in a few decades time and anyone that supports it now is going to be despised. #transwomenarewomen

"Name?"
"Mark Carney."
"Full name?"

How about New York 1929 amirite?

The woke markets are anti-trump 😡

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

If you talk about AI taking over jobs without mentioning UBI in the same breath, up against the wall with you. Use the savings companies make on payroll to justify higher tax and pass it on to us.

Would mean watching the apprentice

“Alright, who squealed”

Pig talking into headset: they’re onto us

Yes and yes. People started fights over being called a sket

I’m pretty sure he also asked me if I think I’m funny in my NFTS interview. Incredibly Bill question and an incredibly Bill denial.