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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

06.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5999    ๐Ÿ” 2646    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 160
Hades 2

Hades 2

Hades 2's story doesn't change the status quo
aftermath.site/hades-2-ending

07.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Flat illustration of a Wood Pigeon, Magpie, and Robin in a parade-line stride holding autumn leaves up high with their beaks! (UK birds as I am there right now on vacation!)

Flat illustration of a Wood Pigeon, Magpie, and Robin in a parade-line stride holding autumn leaves up high with their beaks! (UK birds as I am there right now on vacation!)

07.10.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2304    ๐Ÿ” 739    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

hi, cis folks in california!

this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if youโ€™d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out.

he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841

want to know what to say? next post! ๐Ÿงต

07.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1656    ๐Ÿ” 1597    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

BIG Hades 2 spoilers but yeah, I agree with all of this. Summarizes my disappointment with an otherwise excellent game that somehow manages to fumble so badly at the end.

07.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Ideas can be transformed

Frogby, a little pink frog with a beret and a paintbrush stands in front of a blank canvas with the idea of painting a flower, but the blank canvas has been mucked up by a little frog gremlin while Frogby sighs, "I helped" says the gremlin, proudly, looking at the canvas, no longer pristine. "Wait", says Frogby. He has an idea. Using the giant smudge as a starting point, Frogby has transformed the marred canvas into a beautiful butterfly. The little gremlin says "I love it!" helpfully.

Ideas can be transformed Frogby, a little pink frog with a beret and a paintbrush stands in front of a blank canvas with the idea of painting a flower, but the blank canvas has been mucked up by a little frog gremlin while Frogby sighs, "I helped" says the gremlin, proudly, looking at the canvas, no longer pristine. "Wait", says Frogby. He has an idea. Using the giant smudge as a starting point, Frogby has transformed the marred canvas into a beautiful butterfly. The little gremlin says "I love it!" helpfully.

Somehow, even when it's not a Frogby comic, he still ends up in it cause I just love drawing him so much

07.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hyping my own Otakon coverage โ€“ Otaku Journalist I donโ€™t write very much in summer anymore. Each June, I realize that the only way I was ever able to be productive was because somebody else was watching my kids. This summer, I had the kids in sumโ€ฆ

October is the perfect time to write my Otakon 2025 reflections, right? www.otakujournalist.com/hyping-my-ow...

07.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fan drawing of Skies of Arcadia

A fan drawing of Skies of Arcadia

blue rogues #art

15.09.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2832    ๐Ÿ” 799    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Skeletal knight before a wall of spirits

Skeletal knight before a wall of spirits

#daily 33: dual topics โ€“ spirits | skeletal knight

05.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4915    ๐Ÿ” 1203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Fan drawing of Presea from Tales of Symphonia

Fan drawing of Presea from Tales of Symphonia

presea #art

06.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1354    ๐Ÿ” 350    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance cuddling in bed. Henry's giving Hans a kiss on the head, looking somber, while Hans is sleeping peacefully and drooling.

The characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance cuddling in bed. Henry's giving Hans a kiss on the head, looking somber, while Hans is sleeping peacefully and drooling.

Stay by my side

|061025

#kcd2 #hansry

06.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 376    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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It's the 25th anniversary of Digimon the Movie!

We remastered the much loved movie in HD, bringing it (and its well-known soundtrack) to Blu-ray for the first time as part of Digimon the Movies!

store.crunchyroll.com/products/dig...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGW7SQFC

06.10.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

i appreciate how much attention this review gives to my main gripe with the album: its overreliance on stock internet phrases. stuff like โ€œgirlbossed too close to the sunโ€ and the eldest daughter meme are such lazy references, made for people to point and go โ€œooh i know that tiktok!โ€

06.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Iโ€™m Not a Robot, a game about solving CAPTCHAs, is out now!

good luck :)

> neal.fun/not-a-robot/

16.09.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 821    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN

A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

04.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4054    ๐Ÿ” 1200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

AI man registers for copyright takedown request, you can't make this shit up

05.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also itโ€™s 20% off right now and only 3 reviews away from 200! 94% very positive user ratings on Steam, Steam deck verified, the works!
store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/...

03.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
comic of seal being self conscious abt sucking but evil ominous aggro positive seal screams at her that actually its cooler to try and flop than not try and not flop. seal screams AT LEAST I DID IT BROOOO

comic of seal being self conscious abt sucking but evil ominous aggro positive seal screams at her that actually its cooler to try and flop than not try and not flop. seal screams AT LEAST I DID IT BROOOO

1am delirious motivational comic from moi #comic

05.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3037    ๐Ÿ” 1287    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

FYI for those that donโ€™t know:
You can just delete the Discovery feed ๐Ÿ’ซ

05.10.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 466    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah so maybe the โ€œdepictions of fictional violence is the same as real violenceโ€ people and โ€œChatGPT should have personhoodโ€ people are maybe the same type of people

05.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1534    ๐Ÿ” 324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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every cat has nine lives, but vampurr needs 200 to wake from his crypt

this limited edition plushie will only come to life if we reach the goal of 200 units sold, donโ€™t miss your chance to summon him ๐Ÿง›

www.makeship.com/products/vam...

05.10.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Enby-Positive said:
"Here's a hot freaking take guys but nobody gets to tell anybody else how they experience themselves. Somebody has a gender you don't understand? Tough. That's how stuff works sometimes. I don't understand French but the language still exists."
willyoufckinglookatthat says:
"This is quite possibly the best thing I've read all year I'm gonna start slapping bigots in the face with this"

Enby-Positive said: "Here's a hot freaking take guys but nobody gets to tell anybody else how they experience themselves. Somebody has a gender you don't understand? Tough. That's how stuff works sometimes. I don't understand French but the language still exists." willyoufckinglookatthat says: "This is quite possibly the best thing I've read all year I'm gonna start slapping bigots in the face with this"

a reminder

04.10.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 929    ๐Ÿ” 410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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seignfelt

05.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 887    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
gilbert poses after his pizzas fall on the floor

gilbert poses after his pizzas fall on the floor

a Wikipedia editor with the username Vigilantcosmicpenguin explained, "I contacted Brian David Gilbert with a request for freely licensed photographs. He delivered."

05.10.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3787    ๐Ÿ” 877    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman Iโ€™m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creatโ€ฆ Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

Rebecca was a boyhood idol of mine and also one of the OG video game programmers of the 90s. She was recently diagnosed with cancer. You know the drill. gofund.me/9ff2eb567

04.10.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Signalapp on X: We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a
catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled
opposition to the EUโ€™s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could
spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe.

Signalapp on X: We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EUโ€™s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe.

We are alarmed as well. If you are in Germany, write to your representatives. You'll find the email addresses here: ๐Ÿ‘‰ tuta.com/blog/chat-co...

03.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 858    ๐Ÿ” 596    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Getting the lady to cut each one into four pieces with the giant pair of scissors attached to the cart by a telephone cord

04.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banality means when something is unoriginal and tedious or when a Mortal Kombat character turns you into a banana

10.09.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image Comics Buyer's Guide, Aug 20, 1999:
"The fact that heโ€™s out there killing criminals often just creates endless revenge cycles, as in Lebanon or the Balkans. Heโ€™s forging a history of hate that in their minds justifies everyone going after one another.โ€
In Pottsโ€™ view, while kids and readers could idolize Captain America, they should never have idolized Frank Castle or his life. โ€œOccasionally, I'd get a letter from a younger reader that said, โ€˜I love The Punisher and want to grow up to be just like him, โ€ Potts said. โ€œNo matter what I was doing, I'd stop dead in my tracks and write a letter back and ask if he really wanted to be a miserable, violent person who cures nothing and just hurts people? If he did, then he was missing the point of the story.
โ€œI worried about it, because for every one person who wrote in, there were probably 10 who didnโ€™t. The Punisher was not someone to be admired and emulated. This was a pitiful human being we were writing about.โ€

Comics Buyer's Guide, Aug 20, 1999: "The fact that heโ€™s out there killing criminals often just creates endless revenge cycles, as in Lebanon or the Balkans. Heโ€™s forging a history of hate that in their minds justifies everyone going after one another.โ€ In Pottsโ€™ view, while kids and readers could idolize Captain America, they should never have idolized Frank Castle or his life. โ€œOccasionally, I'd get a letter from a younger reader that said, โ€˜I love The Punisher and want to grow up to be just like him, โ€ Potts said. โ€œNo matter what I was doing, I'd stop dead in my tracks and write a letter back and ask if he really wanted to be a miserable, violent person who cures nothing and just hurts people? If he did, then he was missing the point of the story. โ€œI worried about it, because for every one person who wrote in, there were probably 10 who didnโ€™t. The Punisher was not someone to be admired and emulated. This was a pitiful human being we were writing about.โ€

Carl Potts on the Punisher, 1999. "The Punisher was not someone to be admired and emulated. This was a pitiful human being we were writing about."

14.08.2023 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
i wake up i get spooky never ending cycle, with vampurr the plushie in the middle

i wake up i get spooky never ending cycle, with vampurr the plushie in the middle

spooky time

www.makeship.com/products/vam...

03.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 643    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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