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It is desirable that dangerous and aggressive regimes don't have access to nuclear weapons but it's hard to see how we can take them away from Trump.

What an absolute political stunt he is.

Oh, you're a car dealer..........................?

And exactly how much going after is Trump actually personally doing? The only bunkers he’s been bombarding are on the golf course.

The treatment of Ukrainian athletes at the Paralympics is getting ridiculous.

Ukrainian para-biathlete Oleksandra Kononova received a formal reprimand for wearing earrings saying "Stop War" with the Ukrainian flag at the background.

Sounds very much like a Netflix production

Probably, but we're supposed to believe that Iran was weeks from nuclear weapons, and that Iran was about to attack... when they can't even tell a military target from a school?

And I’ll point out that he prioritised targeting a girls’ school in the first strikes…

Have I missed you reviewing Sinners?

F1 Movie will be top 3 at this rate 😂

Does stockpiling Venezuelan tankers constitute a plan?

It’s Trump.
He just declares they surrendered.
Facts are an irrelevance.

Sort of an inside out Creme Egg?

Lose weight is a gradual process.
Loose weight is sudden, like dropping sand bags from a hot air balloon or giving a lender a pound of flesh.
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So you like watching soaps?

Are they going to last long enough to be a lapping issue?

Sure, getting people addicted is an effective long-term business strategy exploited by many a drug dealer.

Whose head is now itching after reading this?

So... are they saying it is a war?

Trump demands Iran's 'unconditional surrender' as Israel says it hit leadership bunker 'with 50 jets' Tehran residents tell BBC Persian

Sounds like a waste of 50 jets.

Through her heart? That's gotta hurt!

If we're measuring them against the US, Venezuela and Iran have been more stable for over a year...

He's just expecting the ink to spurt out of the nib and onto the page...

Don't play the race card!

Bonnie Blue, isn't it?

I'd like to congratulate the Royal Mail on destroying the tradition of sending Christmas cards.

We hit the brief, Ukraine gets invaded and wins a sympathy vote.
We hit the brief again, Israel craps all over the contest.
FFS.

It's so unimportant that if they did reorganise my drawer, I wouldn't care.

I have a justified and ancient need to always organise them at 3am into Knife Ladle Fork

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I have a filthy cutlery drawer