yeah this is weirdly fun
I Paid People $10,000 For Every Minute They Kept Their Head Inside A Turkey
Mr Beanst
thats what they call me 😔
alas it is me
a weird fuckin reveal
weird fuckin movie
"so there's this other show called torchwood..."
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
if they make being trans difficult enough and ban all the websites that mention what being trans is, they genuinely think the next generation will just all be cis
umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel
The 3 genders
let me spend a good 5 minutes deciding if everything is shit or too expensive so i can leave before you come anywhere near me
i will never enter a shop if the vibe i'm picking up on is "someone is going to immediately approach me with a little too much enthusiasm and ask if they can help me find anything"
i met him once and my main takeaway was "this is the least aware of his surroundings i have ever seen a man be"
seeing stephen fry come up in a lot of these, what an odd coincidence
it's why i hold no negativity towards the more assimilationist queers (besides the grifters), because your average cis person has no real opinion on us but can develop so much empathy from seeing the hate campaign and thinking "but my coworker debbie is trans and she's so normal and nice"
god damn girl who gave you all that 🫠
he may be mentally unstable but god damn is he good at carrying a dumbbell at the bottom of a pool
please excuse me while i salute the troops for the next 2 hours
started reading this to break up children of dune a little bit, and immediately got hit with sentient vines that restrain you and suck your blood and make you high
you're right, i'm gonna get back to hating jennifer lawrence for like 20 years because one time she talked about not being skinny even though i personally thought she was a bit skinny
hits so good out of a cold glass bottle frfrfr
also like, i don't give a shit if a celebrity is kind of a dick??? like i'll avoid supporting a sex pest or a huge transphobe or something, but like why would i care if a singer is a bit mean? why would i care if an actor cheated on his wife? it's really not my concern
yes! it works as like "well you're a jackass why would i care what you think" and it works really well with the broader feminist themes (as much as they can exist in a marvel movie), but if she went away and sulked about relying on her powers between those two beats it just wouldn't make sense
"you're nothing without the ring"
"look how sick i am with the ring though"
is the 6 in the room with us right now?
and panenis is fine somehow
it's so weird having taika in the mix as Regular Normalguy, like he's not in there as comic relief, he's not really got any character traits, Hal just needs some guy to talk to
