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@mattycallen.bsky.social

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Unironically loved him in Robocop 2.

18.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the people need to know if the limo driver from The Wedding Singer and the writer/star of Grandma’s Boy is in a God of War!!!

14.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " you dropped this " on the bottom ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words " you dropped this " on the bottom

Trying to take that king of bad takes crown from TL, are we?

10.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only half hour? That barely counts as part 1 of a proper 10 part YouTube video essay.

05.02.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Double Stuf Oreos
Girl Scout Cookies Thin Mints
Girl Scout Cookies Caramel deLites (fka Samoas)
Pepperidge Farm Sausalito

01.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did my part and used an Audible credit just in case @brockway.bsky.social tried to bring the entire audience down with him.

29.01.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Temu somehow made the Temu version of a β€œChirstmas” ad. Perfect. No notes.

02.01.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very good games that remind me a lot of Obra Dinn.

01.01.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a free demo so you can see if it’s your thing.

01.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Save 35% on The Case of the Golden Idol on Steam A new kind of detective game that allows you to think and investigate freely. Discover clues surrounding 12 strange and gruesome deaths and build your own theory. Pick your suspect, deduce the motive,...

Or The Case of the Golden Idol (and its sequel). All great deduction games. store.steampowered.com/app/1677770/...

31.12.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Save 25% on The SΓ©ance of Blake Manor on Steam The SΓ©ance of Blake Manor is a supernatural detective mystery, set in 1897 Ireland, where you investigate the disappearance of Evelyn Deane in a remote hotel full of secrets and other-worldly occurren...

Have you tried The Sceance of Blake Manor?

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31.12.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you say that you’ve watched it a plethora of times?

31.12.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it DUN3? That’s gotta be it, right?

29.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This could be in a Heathcliff strip.

26.12.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

TIL it’s actually β€œhear, hear” as in β€œhear ye, hear ye.”

26.12.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here here. Well said, man.

26.12.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real β€œYep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here” energy.

20.12.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those toasters are in 4K and smoothly glide across my screen at 120Hz. A screensaver that uses 16gb of RAM.

19.12.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I pretty much wrote this joke knowing @lecinenerd.bsky.social would be one of the few to appreciate the reference.

16.12.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a Manning, Manning, Manning, Manning World

16.12.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Costco fave of mine.

12.12.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The billboards now say he has collected over $1 billion for his clients. $2.1 million is chump change. Just learned he passed away a few years ago, and yet the billboards β€” and his legacy β€” live on.

11.12.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all my SoCal peeps: So is Larry H Parker just immortal or…

11.12.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode πŸ™„: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

08.12.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

How the Grinch (Pup) Stole Our Hearts

02.12.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

80s high school kids were like β€œJust finished my algebra test. Time for a smoke break with my calculighter. Better set the alarm so I’m back by third period.”
They also all had mustaches and looked like they were 38 (at least to kid version of me).

30.11.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’d do this with a carb balance tortilla and it would be good as heck.

29.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0