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The big strong manly maga scum delicately wipes away a tear, "don't be mean about daddy president!" he cries, furiously scratching at the offending sticker. His children hear the sound of the latest outburst and hope he has to work another late night at the dick sucking factory.

The tweet thief guy?

Yes yes, you've listen the characters, events, setting, resolution blah blah blah.

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Okay. Imagine you’re sitting quietly on a flight. I board with my partner and our household furniture assistant. It’s a man who elected to have his knees fused backward so he can function as a coffee table. He wears a placemat. Which civil liberty allows you to object?

in ireland yelling about how much i hate republicans and still people are getting mad at me. this is bullshit

I think it gets better with age. Like quaaludes.

They're prettier. Today is about prettiness.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Possibly one of the most beautiful animals in the world. "Pissdick"

We didn't ask them to

Beautiful plumage though.

Oh, you've been an Italian this entire time? I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh man. Our dog with fruit is like that lion biting into lettuce.

Also my last post should have said *almost the same. But it was probably closer back when it was $2 a gallon.

3.8L per gallon. Many toilets tell you this.

“The Women’s Issue” of Bakersfield Life magazine with two cover models who are old white dudes in suites.

Happy International Women’s Day!

You're among friends, Skip. Friends and possible lovers...

As far back as I remember, they were paying the same per liter that we were per gallon.

Some were going off while we drove through. On top of the aggression during mating season it's gotta be hell living there sometimes lol

A magnificent bastard of a peacock.

Peacocks crossing a neighborhood street. I count 16.

Went and checked out the local peacock population.

Glad that joke is irrelevant now

Little late to be reading the Wikipedia, Mino.

Has daylight considered maybe not spending so much on avocado toast and lab grown diamonds

Obullshitligations

Would you like me to reepond

Sliced fruit

Oh. Hey.

I bet Ann Richards would abolish it.

Is this one of those accounts that pretends to be a cat