Moist Creamy Sewage

I know where I'm going

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

That hair's been there for months and nobody's noticed...

Is it the name, the bio, or the fake hair?

Lol @yodacat.bsky.social

Ok so 4 things, miminum.

There's at least 2 things this could be about

And there are so many wonderful different milk loafs to choose from.

Cheese is just a loaf of milk

Like the feet people, the selfsuck guys just can't help themselves when they see an opportunity.

Don't Texas their Michigan

Charlie Kirk's gonna tweet about how Alpha it is to be on a toddler leash cause he's such a wildcard!

Grandpa's finally having an episode on the roof and not one person is brave enough to do the easily deniable thing smh

dude, your soda and your boots rock

🚨ATTENTION EVERYBODY🚨

🚨IT IS FERAL HOGS DAY🚨

30 seconds after I met Fuckin Steve, I knew I wanted nothing to do with him, and tried to warn the others. The others didn't listen, of course. But now they all curse the existence of Fuckin Steve.

Time for some butt breathing.

Guess we're playing the hits tonight bsky.app/profile/yoda...

One thing you know for sure: animal torture

ZIPPER INVENTOR: it's like two saws that mesh together

PANTS DESIGNER: perfect! Let's put it right here next to the penis

I don't think they need a dog

King of the Hill is CANCELED. AGAIN.

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

My kids would have done anything for a space like that to play shopkeeper in

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

I like the one where Cookie Monster is trying to sing louder than the guy playing lead on drums