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Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online. My best kept secret is that in 2014, I killed two m

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We must give them life and then let god decide if they should live.

01.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow look who hates black history month

01.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope everyone got as high as me tonight. You deserve it.

01.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ghost me would do it for the bit though

01.03.2026 04:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's his own ghost

01.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or time traveler me.

01.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've mentally given my ghost and any clones permission for they know what.

01.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

What if my bedroom is cold because of my own ghost. That'd be fucked up.

01.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

People love saying boner.

01.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*eatin chips on a stage

01.03.2026 04:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you're better fastest the most.

01.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you Boner.

01.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This isn't about us. It's about Jaime.

01.03.2026 04:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh wait, I took one before the block lol. That's how this is supposed to work.

01.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to catch it once a year, every year for a long time. It's just the embodiment of whiny and annoying illnesses for me.

01.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Strep's a very whiny annoying illness.

01.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Weird, too me, too be blocked now.

01.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In the southern circle I was raised in, a girl like that was "real sweet though".

01.03.2026 04:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mmmmm chicken pox pie....

01.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks a lot, bin laden.

01.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's meant boobs or figure since at least the 40s when Johnny Mercer sang about it.

01.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought it was always boobs

01.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You ain't from Texas if you ain't ate a bowl of petroleum jelly & walnuts before bed.

01.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Those Scientology buildings are great monuments to our prosperity as well. You know, if you gotta.

01.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think all

01.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This looks like an old MST3K bit

01.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Mixed in a couple of sidewalk pills with the gummy tonight. I hope they were quaaludes.

01.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

*nodding* perhaps a wine

01.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like green mile era William Sadler

01.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0