Gotta admit that this was the first thing to cross my mind.

There is no better eating than a fresh homegrown tomato.
Well, you can imagine my disappointment when harvest time came around.

We call that “satellite meat” as it is orbiting the bun.

One stop shopping

Don’t you mean cheese pallete

The trains are running on time.

A sea urchin and a skunk? Lucky you.

As a kid he lost numerous mini golf games because he couldn’t get through the windmill.

You know that is probably why he hates them.

And this is my favorite shot.

My dog ate a pound of butter on the way home from the grocery store. Yes, he puked on the carpet behind our chairs. You could barely hear it because it came out so smooth. Worked for months trying to get the smell out. Finally had to pull the carpet and replace the padding. It was gross.

I’m sure not showing this to my wife. I’m a one thing at a time guy myself. My wife is a 3-7 things at a time person. She wants me to be more like her, and I want her to be more like me. Well, at least my stuff gets done right.

Heyyyyy!?!

My mouth puckered up just by looking at this picture.

Right out the front door this evening.

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And this is why we can’t have nice things.

I’m just upset that I waited so long to retire. If I’d known how much fun it was I would’ve done it long ago.

I call those “Wizard of Oz” clouds. It just has a coloring that reminds me of the opening of the movie.

Nah, the hard stuff isn’t coming down for awhile.

Love the new swimming pool.

That’s disgusting and I should know, every time I brush my teeth my wife comes in and poops.

He also said that a month ago yet still voted for the bill.

And next year she’ll graduate High School.

We give our dogs animal crackers every morning. Every time I pull out a buffalo, I start singing that song.

It’s an absolute shit show here. My wife and I are retired and have been discussing moving. Not just out of state but completely out of the country.

She’s right, you know.

Black good
Red bad
They’re both licorice.

I AM NOT STRESSING OUT!!!!!

I’ve spotted many a driver that could use remedial drivers ed.