Me and my friends:
“Girl!”
“Gurl”
“GURL 👀”
“Girl.”
None of us are girls.
Me and my friends:
“Girl!”
“Gurl”
“GURL 👀”
“Girl.”
None of us are girls.
No one is pushing worse AI “features” than Spotify. Really out here doing the least.
06.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope you expensed it to the company too! 🤑
06.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Asking the important questions:
05.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Work should have to buy my morning coffee every time they schedule a meeting before 7:30am
05.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Think of the increased shareholder value!
05.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s it, I’ve finally done it! I’ve seen EVERY cat video on the internet.
05.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 157 🔁 6 💬 23 📌 3Me when my cat is sitting right next to me but not on my lap:
04.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift
This is NOT my week at work.
04.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg literally binged tonight. There’s no way these people are real!
04.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I HAVE to start seeing fewer ads for that grindr podcast with Katya on ig. I get it, but I don’t want it. Leave me alone
03.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the sacred text I read to kill time while trying to warm my bones in the longest, steamiest, wettest shower you’ve ever witnessed. I have it memorized at this point.
03.03.2026 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Franz logo on white background with Some of the Things Bagels speckled with a small smattering of sesame and poppy seeds
Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels: tinyurl.com/36b4vtmv
03.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 177 🔁 47 💬 8 📌 16They should put me in charge of the department of defense. My defense strategy? Humor.
03.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
101 Dalmatians starring Glenn Close as Cruella De Vil
Glenn Close has never been a dog person
01.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omygod this looks so good
28.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally got to read my performance review today
28.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black cat investigating a patch that looks like a black cat
Got a new patch that matches Olive. She loves it.
27.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The subscription-ization of everything is going to be my villain origin story.
26.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If your ig story looks like this:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I’m only making it to the end if I am IN LOVE with you or HATE you. No in-between.
🙋
25.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Being important at work should come with more money
24.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 54 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0Maybe stop throwing yourself down the stairs, idk not a doctor
24.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t feel like leg day was very productive this morning and then it was time to walk up 4 flights of stairs at my apartment.
24.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is all that Punxsutawney Phil’s fault, right?
23.02.2026 15:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just took progress photos for my trainer and let me tell you gays and theys, I am FEELING MYSELF
22.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I first read this as “gay people should have their own Hairline” and thought this was an attack on bald kings 😂
21.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe if it ever stops snowing!
21.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0