Robin Paul Dean

Me when my cat is sitting right next to me but not on my lap:

I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift

This is NOT my week at work.

Omg literally binged tonight. There’s no way these people are real!

I HAVE to start seeing fewer ads for that grindr podcast with Katya on ig. I get it, but I don’t want it. Leave me alone

This is the sacred text I read to kill time while trying to warm my bones in the longest, steamiest, wettest shower you’ve ever witnessed. I have it memorized at this point.

Franz logo on white background with Some of the Things Bagels speckled with a small smattering of sesame and poppy seeds

Franz Debuts Budget-friendly ‘Some of the Things’ Bagels: tinyurl.com/36b4vtmv

They should put me in charge of the department of defense. My defense strategy? Humor.

101 Dalmatians starring Glenn Close as Cruella De Vil

Glenn Close has never been a dog person

Omygod this looks so good

Finally got to read my performance review today

Black cat investigating a patch that looks like a black cat

Got a new patch that matches Olive. She loves it.

The subscription-ization of everything is going to be my villain origin story.

If your ig story looks like this:
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I’m only making it to the end if I am IN LOVE with you or HATE you. No in-between.

🙋

Being important at work should come with more money

Maybe stop throwing yourself down the stairs, idk not a doctor

Didn’t feel like leg day was very productive this morning and then it was time to walk up 4 flights of stairs at my apartment.

This is all that Punxsutawney Phil’s fault, right?

Just took progress photos for my trainer and let me tell you gays and theys, I am FEELING MYSELF

I first read this as “gay people should have their own Hairline” and thought this was an attack on bald kings 😂

Maybe if it ever stops snowing!

Protein Tums, is this anything?

I need to take a trip soon or I’m gonna lose my mind. I need to drink in an airport lounge. I need to wait in line to get on a plane. I need to see a new horizon and meet strangers.

Oh Hillary 🥰

Alysa Liu guest judge on drag race when?

Once they put protein in those mini cans of Diet Coke it’s game over, I’ll be HUGE

Black cat, falling asleep on my lap

I’m not actually alone, she’s here too but she’s not scared (not even a little bit)

Watching scary movies alone on a Wednesday cuz I WANT TO