Ramsés

a year apart and i’m still getting out mugged by oomfie @samaridion.bsky.social

I’m a cap, and I just found out the man that said this to me is a virgo which explains a lot.

“I have been left with your face engraved in my mind.”

…okay so marry me.

tonight was cute, forgot how much I enjoy the theatre

a close up of a werewolf with its mouth open in the snow . ALT: a close up of a werewolf with its mouth open in the snow .

🤤

nauurrr 😭😭

Every time you try to kill Dagger #MarvelRivals

they left it till the absolute closing date to confirm it but im so happy i got approved for an Arabic language course at work, Duolingo was just not cutting it

my butt and thighs look good while I’m clarting from the back

🐻

they need to introduce role queue bc I’m tired of everyone going dps. Then i get flamed for not healing everyone, i’m sickkkk

I’m god awful at aiming so the fact you can play her at all is impressive to me 😭 let’s play sometime!

ofc I had to get the Agua Papi skin, my brown king. Namor’s default skin is so ugly 😭

who up rivalling their marvels rn?

60% sure this guy last night filmed me topping his hubby but I was too busy to care 🥴 all while he was in a conference call in zoom for work mind you

The fact he was getting annoyed told me plenty for sure. I still found myself feeling bad however but I suppose I’ll shake that eventually

The alcohol definitely was an aggravating factor here. Being a people please didn’t make it any easier either

So I’m not use to that kind of attention but how do yall let a guy down lightly and tell them you’re not into it. This guy at the bar made so many attempts to kiss me and was becoming increasingly annoyed with me every time I dodged it 🫠

i’m sat?

now undress for the occasion

Can whoever’s got my voodoo doll push the prostate like it’s an elevator button & the killer’s right behind you

just found a nsfw art account dedicated to luchadors and it’s exactly what i needed

SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!

Oh not at all. I’m less worried about me and more concerned about the guy I’m currently seeing who I’ll have to explain it to 🫠 he’s been moving a little fast

realising dating might not be for me right now and i just want to stick to having senseless fun 🙃

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

undefeated cuddle champion looking for challengers 🐻

I know it’s bad to say and everyone is on their own journey, but I’m pretty consistently a “they were hotter when they were fat” kinda guy.

Need this basically

My only fitness goals are get BIGGER and DUMBER