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Farage knows nothing about Tower Hamlets - Tower Hamlets Green Party 1 / 1 One of the star turns at this year’s Reform conference was convicted criminal Lucy Connolly. She was sent to prison for encouraging people to set fire to hotels housing asylum seekers. This can ...

Farage knows nothing about Tower Hamlets
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Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

The feel of the beans is a marvellous thing. Just don't think too hard about where they've been putting them

Consultation on the future access to the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds: Executive Summary This consultation seeks your views on access arrangements at the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds -Highgate Men’s Pond, Kenwood Ladies’ Pond and Hampstead Mixed Pond, with a particular focus on potential changes at the Highgate Men’s Pond and the Kenwood Ladies’ Pond. Following the recent Supreme Court decision in For Women Scotland, and in line with other service providers, the City of London Corporation is reviewing its policies, including those at the Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds. Your feedback will help inform decisions about future arrangements, alongside legal obligations, equality and safeguarding duties, financial constraints, and practical considerations.

📣 Hampstead Heath Bathing Ponds need your help!
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They’ve always been firmly trans-inclusive, but now this is under threat.
Please respond to their consultation to show how much public support there is for trans-inclusive arrangements.
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Deaths, disappearances and forced recruitment: refugees recount horrors of relentless war in Sudan Refugees who left Darfur and Khartoum for South Sudan say they feared being targeted by both sides in conflict

Deaths, disappearances and forced recruitment: refugees recount horrors of relentless war in Sudan

My Girlfriend Doesn't Want Me to Look At Porn I was asked this lately in person and I said I’d answer it here. What to do if your girlfriend (or partner generally) doesn’t want you to look at porn? Does it count as cheating? Is it okay to just ca...

I've just written this for BISH, an answer to a question I got from a student the other day. It's a super interesting and quite a tricky question, so I hope I've done it justice. Thanks to my wonderful crowdfunding supporters for paying me to write this.
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Meghan Blanco, an attorney who represented Mojica, said it was significant that jurors did not believe the statements of such a senior official. “These jurors had the opportunity to listen firsthand to the CBP officer overseeing enforcement nationally and could not have found his testimony to be credible,” said Blanco, a former federal prosecutor. “It is a bad sign for the federal government. They are doing everything they can to try to legitimize their prosecutions, and thank God the jury and the public are seeing right through it.”

underneath all the doom and hideous stuff happening at the top of our country is a more inspiring story: regular Americans are not buying all this crap. and they're still willing to call the government out on it.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Can't do polls over here.

Please vote over there.

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Protest needs to be disruptive. The Basque people showed us today: There is no normal race possible here as long as a team that is used by its owner to sportswash a genocide is competing. Since no riders were harmed, I am in full solidarity with the protesters
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He’s a racist, it’s okay to say it

Works for me!

SHOCKING: New figures from a CLASSIFIED Israeli intellegence database show FIVE out of SIX Palestinians killed by the IDF have been CIVILLIANS.

Why is the government selling weapons to a government targeting INNOCENT people?

Any restaurant that was good and expanded and then got bought by private equity and suddenly there’s 30 of them in the city with decreasing food quality and increasing prices

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They haven’t failed this is the result they wanted

I want to spit him out of me | Girl on the Net I want to spit him out of me. His love is poison, I can still feel it burning inside my body. I feel so fucking stupid for having swallowed it.

Pretty overwhelmed by all the lovely comments on this ugly post. Thanks for being on my team. ❤️

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Fucking lol

Not today

Yes. I'm not verified.

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Related, my mate told me the other day that BISH is blocked at Oxford University. So that's not great. One way of supporting BISH is to tell your IT departments to make sure it's not blocked please. Many schools, colleges, unis block it. www.bishuk.com/support/

Exclusive: Meta, X and LinkedIn appeal unprecedented VAT claim by Italy U.S. tech giants Meta , X and LinkedIn have lodged an appeal against an unprecedented VAT claim by Italy that could influence tax policy across the 27-nation European Union, four sources with direct knowledge of the matter said on Monday.

I am not a tax lawyer so I take no stance on whether this is a reasonable position for Italy to take but it is definitely a very FUNNY position www.reuters.com/world/europe...

There isn’t one. You agree with nazis, you’re a nazi

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Not one word of sympathy for the victim

Infos car took out a spectator yesterday, really badly, being impatient.

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Disgusted that the Breakaway on @discoveryplusuk.bsky.social are defending the driver of the @ineosgrenadiers.bsky.social car. #TDF2025 #TourdeFrance

Nearly 800 killed at Gaza food hubs and aid convoy routes since end of May, UN says UN human rights office says 615 of the deaths were in vicinity of sites run by the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation * Middle East crisis – live updates At least 798 people have been killed while seeking food at distribution points operated by the US- and Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Foundation and other humanitarian convoys since the end of May, the UN human rights office (OHCHR) said on Friday. The GHF, proposed by Israel as an alternative to the UN aid system in Gaza, has been almost universally condemned by rights groups for its violation of principles of humanitarian impartiality and what they have said could be complicity in war crimes. Continue reading...

Nearly 800 killed at Gaza food hubs and aid convoy routes since end of May, UN says

a woman holding a flag with the number 20 on her shirt Alt: a Swedish woman holding a flag with the number 20 on her shirt

Excellent!

"Men whose triggers pull their fingers. Men who would rather fight than win."