hard launch: me + this giant decorative Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakeβ’οΈ
04.12.2025 13:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@brcostella.bsky.social
traveling performing artist + clown (yes actually) orlando, fl he/they
hard launch: me + this giant decorative Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakeβ’οΈ
04.12.2025 13:07 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(i'm a tidal girl of many years but the joke is better with spotify)
04.12.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me: I contain no mystery, I'm an open book!
also me: I will quite literally self-immolate before sharing my Spotify wrapped with you.
Been in England for the past few weeks for a theater festival. In Colchester the airbnb I stayed in butted up against the ruins of a 13th century priory. Graveyard right next door. Great spot to spend Halloween.
11.11.2025 19:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm in my bathroom lighting selfie phase I guess (care of a Wendy's in Lakeland, FL aka the gayest place in town).
08.10.2025 22:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have whatever flavor of ADHD that makes me fall dead asleep anytime I try to watch a Fast and Furious film.
29.09.2025 00:37 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0gay gay gay feat. yayoi kusama, high waisted pants and a rural PNW gas station bathroom
25.09.2025 23:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just spent the weekend co-officiating a queer pacific northwest clown wedding as a redneck opossum so more or less I'm living my best life.
22.09.2025 21:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and you know what? good for them!
11.08.2025 00:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite is when someone unknowingly connects their contacts to a certain bird site, I recently got a fun notification that (PERSON'S FULL NAME) has just joined the site as "CummyHole69" π³
11.08.2025 00:51 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.
Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYCβs program helping people move out of shelter.
Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. π§΅
x.com/andrewcuomo/...
π EDMONTON π I'm returning with an all new show for
@edmontonfringe
this year - the sequel to my queer horror storytelling cabaret SPOOKY & GAY I brought back in 2022.
Orginal scary stories, songs and standup performed in total darkness! π
TICKETS: campsite.bio/bruceshows
what's wild to me also is how BOTH the corporate mandated Familyβ’ storyline and the Cool Action Movie Mercenariesβ’ storyline BOTH managed to be so goddamn boring - and I HATE families.
08.08.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watched Jurassic Park Rebirth the other night and obviously a lot of it was bad but you're telling me that family was SAILING 6+ weeks from Barbados to Cape Town??????? like I know people with sailboats just do shit like that but ... with his daughter's new boyfriend??!?
08.08.2025 04:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0seaMAN: a nautical revenge comedy @ New Prospect Theatre in Bellingham, WA
July 5th at 8:00p
www.eventbrite.com/e/seaman-a-n...
TICKETS: linktr.ee/2sleepyratguys
04.07.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm half of a comedy duo and we're touring the Pacific Northwest starting tomorrow in Bellingham, WA β¨ if you're in any of these cities lemme know, we're a pair of grubby clowns with a penchant for wild theatrics.
04.07.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0also selfie tax + chihuahua tax
29.04.2025 00:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ALSO performing my solo show about Soviet space dogs MUTTNIK as a matinee that same day - check that out too! Lots of art happening in Orlando!
29.04.2025 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π PROFESSOR LOVE's sexy time COMEDY SHOW π hosted by yours truly - tix available @ campsite.bio/bruceshows
29.04.2025 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ORLANDO β¨ if you're looking for something fun to do this weekend my monthly alt-comedy show is this Saturday @ 8p at The Center Orlando - Improv! Burlesque! Clown!
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