bruce costella

Arrested Development parody drag / burlesque show where I perform as Lucille Two to "Vertigo" by U2.

1 in the pink, uhhhhh, that's it I guess?

Anyway I'm extremely fun and laid back. 🤡

I had a dream that I was running an intro to clown workshop in the Bahamas (for some reason?) and I had everyone say their name and pronouns, which then the two straight men in the class used to make jokes.

So I took the time (in my dream) to lecture why jokes about pronouns aren't cool.

yesssss - I thought a boa (a la the floorshow in Rocky Horror) would have sent it over the edge, but I really enjoyed it.

gay in his underwear

briefs, socks and plaid used car salesman pants, my future as Matilda's dad is bright

gay boy otter type writes a poem on dead swans in orlando florida

in 2026 we're back on our notes app poetry bullshit.

Orlando ppl this is about the dead swans at Lake Eola.

Sick of this dystopian tech overlord men with no panache and bad haircuts enabling a pants shitting president and bald hitler wannabe trying to undo things that can’t be undone ass reality we are living. They are so tedious and venal. It’s galling.

it's hard to know which of these apps i reserve for being angry, horny or silly on these days.

maybe it's just all 3 always???

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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

uh wait please actually help me, i got trapped in a gaspar noe movie :(

haha oh nooooo help me I got trapped in a gaspar noe movie hee hee

Seventeenth century Dutch men in frilly collars and big hats play hokey, or something like it, amidst a crowd who are unaware of the homoerotic implications

heated rivalry

new year's eve ➡️ new year's day

jk haha murder is bad I do not kill people even in jest 😤

gay boy posing in a vintage 1980's sweater just sooo gay gay gay otter chudai yadda yadda

y'all I would have KILLED in the 80's.

Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor? I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, “Should I smile or not smile?” and I said, “How would you want to be portrayed?” We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” And I looked at him and I said, “You know, you do, too.”

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

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hard launch: me + this giant decorative Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake™️

(i'm a tidal girl of many years but the joke is better with spotify)

me: I contain no mystery, I'm an open book!

also me: I will quite literally self-immolate before sharing my Spotify wrapped with you.

Been in England for the past few weeks for a theater festival. In Colchester the airbnb I stayed in butted up against the ruins of a 13th century priory. Graveyard right next door. Great spot to spend Halloween.

I'm in my bathroom lighting selfie phase I guess (care of a Wendy's in Lakeland, FL aka the gayest place in town).

I have whatever flavor of ADHD that makes me fall dead asleep anytime I try to watch a Fast and Furious film.

gay gay gay feat. yayoi kusama, high waisted pants and a rural PNW gas station bathroom

Just spent the weekend co-officiating a queer pacific northwest clown wedding as a redneck opossum so more or less I'm living my best life.

and you know what? good for them!

My favorite is when someone unknowingly connects their contacts to a certain bird site, I recently got a fun notification that (PERSON'S FULL NAME) has just joined the site as "CummyHole69" 😳

True: @zohranmamdani lives in 1 unit of rent-stabilized housing.

Also true: Andrew Cuomo oversaw the loss of 96,064 units of rent-stabilized housing. And killed NYC’s program helping people move out of shelter.

Leaders must show moral clarity. Andrew, time to move out. 🧵
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💀 EDMONTON 💀 I'm returning with an all new show for
@edmontonfringe
this year - the sequel to my queer horror storytelling cabaret SPOOKY & GAY I brought back in 2022.

Orginal scary stories, songs and standup performed in total darkness! 😈

TICKETS: campsite.bio/bruceshows