Leumas (Sam)

I’ll say it again

🗣️ S I N N E R S ‼️

Bro Civ is such a fun game with the right crew

Mickey 17 soundtrack 😃

Mickey 17 🫩

S I N N E R S

I love this man so much

betwixt mine own thighs

Had to steal the focus away from the Leclercs, didn’t ya…

a man wearing headphones with a lightning bolt on his arm Alt: Speed on his stream looking stressed out.

F1 race week...

www.draftbarrontrump.com

We’re so cooked

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

I love the confidence my dude, but don’s whole thing is doing whatever the fuck he wants regardless of what is legal, true, or fair.

He’s GOING to try to stop the election.

It is our job as the American People to stop him first. 🔫

(Something something well-regulated militia)

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

Why they gotta make Coke Zero look almost exactly like regular Coke?

For reasons I’m not yet at liberty to discuss, I’m currently in the same room as the owner of EA games

Let’s just say…watch this space

This gig just keeps on giving lmao

Chat is this peak human experience?

A true staple for button mashers

As an Iranian in exile as some call it, I want nothing more than a regime change in Iran.

But what I don't want is my country destroyed, people killed, and all looted by Americans!

#FuckYourWar

accidentally wrote womps rat as if it’s surgeons general

The Gulf states getting hit by missiles is likely gonna affect the scheduled #F1 races there, especially if this war drags on until April.

FOM, FIA, and the teams are probably monitoring this situation closely.

WORK POST (🎶💰):

Playing with a band I rarely play with tonight (they’re not from around here)

They are…how you say…garbage people???

Singing the “Team America” theme song on the day our commander in cheetoh just bombed a school starting WWIII?

Burn

All of you

Forever

And NEVER call me again.

UN Security Council Emergency Meeting

United States
Israel
Both guilty - violation of international criminal law

#Resist
#Iran

Articles of Impeachment.

Don’t bitch about voting when bullshit like this is going on and our electeds aren’t doing a goddamn thing.

Fuck Israel. Fuck the US

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

OWED?

I’ve got some Pretti Good ideas for how to handle him… 🫨

Are we Great™ yet 🫩

Sick self-own, donnie

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