Tabitha Sable

I would describe the game book Thousand Year Old Vampire the same way

The puzzle “book” from www.mitmysteryhatch.com

"The average listener is not under the impression that a diss track is the product of a thoughtful or disinterested investigation conveying to the public fact-checked verifiable content,” wrote the judge.

Drake paying his lawyers for his losing lawsuit:

While providing tech support for my FIL:

FIL: What's that screen?

ME: The terminal. You should never use it.

FIL: Never?

ME: So you know how I'm allowed to watch you open the electrical panel and swap out breakers, but I'm not allowed to ever open up it myself?

FIL: Ah! I understand, thank you.

OH: “This is wonderful… like House of Leaves without the toxic masculinity!”

I actually disagreed with you about HP5 at first, then I considered the subject matter of all my favorite HP5 shots 🤣

Knife sharpening is like absolute magic if you don’t know how to do it. I grew up in a household where all the knives were dull.

Counterpoint, shoot it at night where the high contrast of artificial light will make you appreciate the low contrast of the film 😁

…yeah, it is 🫣

Workplace risk assessment fails to account for dyspraxic woman Woman in office tripping over comically

“I’m the reason we don’t have a ‘days without incident’ counter. They had it shredded, removed and thrown into the fires of Mordor.”

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…at all

Now you’ve got me reading about pickups and wiring, when I don’t even play guitar 😁🤩

Lemons 🍋 #art #oilpainting

Ooooooh that’s amazing

Folks who think "cats are not loving" have never been loved by a cat.

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

a very pretty pink sunset

sky says trans rights

Damn right 🤩

If we’re not doing scrolltexts in 2025, we should start again

💯

I just did today, but I had to bring my own video phone to the phone booth 🤣

Those cat ears were the best conference swag ever 🤩

I’m so glad Ian came through bc I was apparently too busy squeeing about your talk and your outfit to take pictures ><

A thing I really appreciate about not living with the most important people in my life is that it incentivizes us to say what we want out loud.

We can’t just depend on the forced intimacy of living together to “ensure” we do things—we have to actually make it happen.

🖤

Yessss 🤩

Oh that sounds so yummy

Hey

Y'all are important