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Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom. I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update. Also found on Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social (Wed 9-ish Eastern) and Sons of Trier @SonsofTrier.bsky.social (Fri 10:15 Eastern)

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trump is the most despicable public official of my lifetime and yet every time i find myself singing "margaret on the guillotine" around the house, it's always about chuck schumer

09.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 281    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 3
Primaries for senators

Primaries for senators

09.11.2025 22:20 — 👍 8126    🔁 2391    💬 101    📌 117

@fetterman.senate.gov

09.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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TONIGHT: The Caliphate of South Carolina says Entikhab Mubarak to NYC

MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
RIGHT NOW!

With host @truehorror.bsky.social and bandleader @10000fleas.bsky.social

At twitch.tv/MindfulWellness
Or check your local listings

06.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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IN 120 MINUTES: a somber evening of reflection as… haha jk we here at MWHQ are popping bottles. Cry harder, Sean

MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
Tonight 9PM Eastern

With host @truehorror.bsky.social and bandleader @10000fleas.bsky.social

At twitch.tv/MindfulWellness

06.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Saw him and his wife (who also helped carrying cushions) again tonight.
#DamnItFeelsGoodToBeANeighbor

06.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me in Philly seeing NYC Mayoral results

05.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

05.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 9620    🔁 1880    💬 13    📌 0
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05.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The human body is a dumpster fire. You play nice, it defies you. You say fuck it then it insists on being consistent

05.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am 50. My sister is 8+ years older. Still regular as a clock. All older female relatives had hysterectomies
FML

05.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Benjamin Franklin supposedly said beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

I’d say this is perhaps stronger evidence

05.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just ran into one of the kids from the next block who gifted me a couch ~2 years back. Doing well! His former roommate/couch owner just had a baby
This is why I love living in a neighborhood

05.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
An actual goat‬
 ‪@kokorozek.satan.social‬
Amazed that in the year of our lord 2025 people are still pulling the “eyyyy c‘mon you can’t hit me, it’s my birthday! I’m the birthday boy!”

‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬
 ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬
What lord?

‪Ultraviolent Lights‬
 ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬
"Year of Our Lord" is the English translation of Anno Domini, which refers to the Christian God and is not an implicit statement of faith, in common usage it's simply the designation we give to any year following 1 B.C. You can use C.E for "common era" if you prefer. Hope that clears things up.


‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬
 ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬
Do you always get off on over explaining the bleeding obvious, or is today your birthday?

I’m sick of people barging in and making bad faith arguments without taking half a fuckin’ second to consider the possibility that I intended to challenge all theological notions— from a humanist POV.. 

JFC!


‪Ultraviolent Lights‬
 ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬
Sorry, what does JFC stand for?

An actual goat‬ ‪@kokorozek.satan.social‬ Amazed that in the year of our lord 2025 people are still pulling the “eyyyy c‘mon you can’t hit me, it’s my birthday! I’m the birthday boy!” ‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬ ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬ What lord? ‪Ultraviolent Lights‬ ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬ "Year of Our Lord" is the English translation of Anno Domini, which refers to the Christian God and is not an implicit statement of faith, in common usage it's simply the designation we give to any year following 1 B.C. You can use C.E for "common era" if you prefer. Hope that clears things up. ‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬ ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬ Do you always get off on over explaining the bleeding obvious, or is today your birthday? I’m sick of people barging in and making bad faith arguments without taking half a fuckin’ second to consider the possibility that I intended to challenge all theological notions— from a humanist POV.. JFC! ‪Ultraviolent Lights‬ ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬ Sorry, what does JFC stand for?

04.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 4035    🔁 566    💬 129    📌 59

I *knew* I was allergic but it had previously only caused a little itchiness. Thought if I only wore gloves briefly and washed hands thoroughly I’d be fine
Learned that lesson

04.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The folks in community mental health are sadly nodding along

03.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You fucking morons, you rubes, a News Man is here to Tell It Like It Is, once more.

03.11.2025 23:31 — 👍 201    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 1

“no longer any black women working at teen Vogue” !?!

03.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FILM NEWS!!

03.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh right, the sun is gonna set before dinnertime. Happy depression week to all those who ruminate

03.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 307    🔁 28    💬 9    📌 1
A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready.She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.

A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready.She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.

I've been getting mad a lot about hollow-eyed, artless money ghouls telling me what's inevitable and then I had an idea I had to draw about it.

30.06.2025 14:19 — 👍 894    🔁 360    💬 12    📌 9

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

03.11.2025 21:23 — 👍 10027    🔁 1787    💬 122    📌 23
Twitter user @BumrahBachi pointing out that the experimental cancer treatment that Scott "Dilbert" Adams is begging Trump to help him get was developed through publicly-funded research at Johns Hopkins, Purdue, Mizzou, and the National Institute of Health and the National Cancer Institute

Twitter user @BumrahBachi pointing out that the experimental cancer treatment that Scott "Dilbert" Adams is begging Trump to help him get was developed through publicly-funded research at Johns Hopkins, Purdue, Mizzou, and the National Institute of Health and the National Cancer Institute

You want to laugh but this is how stupid and selfish the scott adamses of the world are

03.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 890    🔁 157    💬 20    📌 3
Single panel comic in sepia tones of a Tyrannosaurus addressing a Nanotyrannus with the words 'you're adopted,' to which the Nanotyrannus replies, 'WOW.'

Single panel comic in sepia tones of a Tyrannosaurus addressing a Nanotyrannus with the words 'you're adopted,' to which the Nanotyrannus replies, 'WOW.'

'You're adopted'

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(For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)

03.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 1199    🔁 331    💬 10    📌 4
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My Philly book jawn is on Thursday. Please come by. And if I may, I'd like to say at this time: Fuck Ice. Fuck Trump. Fuck AI. Free Palestine. And GO PATS! www.penandpencil.org/content.aspx...

03.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 29    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

03.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 28701    🔁 8328    💬 2118    📌 2361
Print of a black crow with it's head tilted in front of a colorful background of rectangles and circles. The title reads: My Love Of Potatoes Know No Bounds

Print of a black crow with it's head tilted in front of a colorful background of rectangles and circles. The title reads: My Love Of Potatoes Know No Bounds

linocut print of a Pyrex coffee carafe, printed in cream, black and metalic gold ink, in front of a pink circle.

linocut print of a Pyrex coffee carafe, printed in cream, black and metalic gold ink, in front of a pink circle.

I make letterpress and linocut prints- lots of birds and mcm objects! www.moonrabbitpress.com

03.11.2025 16:56 — 👍 31    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

Shout out to the one day a year I wake up before my alarm

03.11.2025 12:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would like it very much if people could please stop calling our administration “psychotic”

people experiencing psychosis are generally MUCH nicer & far less dangerous than this administration

It hurts some of my favorite people’s feelings &/or is unfair to them

thank you in advance 🫶🏻

24.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 139    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 1

Rivers Cuomo from Weezer keeps an Excel spreadsheet of phrases sorted by number of syllables for this purpose

31.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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