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Jonathan

@jonathanjpage.bsky.social

Dad, kid, husband, UMC guy, goof

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The mashup of Benny Hinn with Disturbed's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" remains undefeated.

26.03.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duke is now 26-0 all-time in games which Spencer Hubbard plays.

16.03.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

My teen inner self, living now as a full grown elder millennial in the year of our Lord 2025, is very pleased with this.

01.03.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duke's 3rd team is a 6 seed

23.02.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheering when Team USA scores while wearing a shirt that says β€œto be clear I think your country deserves to exist” in all caps letters

20.02.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Without question the most tastefully dressed and oldest fan I have ever seen ejected from a game.

18.02.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9
pope about to commit a murder through verse

pope about to commit a murder through verse

β€˜say, jd…’

www.vatican.va/content/fran...

11.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

This says it all

12.02.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28842    πŸ” 8350    πŸ’¬ 1578    πŸ“Œ 326

Phenomenal. No notes. Lol.

08.02.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a really good, measured piece. Call this what it is. Attempting to erase trans persons does not actually erase trans existence.

07.02.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is absolutely crucial advice. Read it. Read it again. Repeat it to yourself. Do not allow yourself to be overloaded. OVERLOAD IS A DELIBERATE TACTIC.

01.02.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1321    πŸ” 607    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16
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Fox News: The church is in trouble because it is focusing on "wokeism", you know stuff like "helping people of different race, or sexual persuasion, whatever, instead of focusing on The Word."

my sister in christ have you ever opened a bible?

22.01.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1064    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 96

Alright the salute was enough to delete the other app. I'm on here full-time. Who should I connect with? Any account recs?

21.01.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was one of my primary tasks when I worked at Chick-fil-A 20+ years ago. It becomes easy to imagine that some of the other tasks could be automated as well...

11.01.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another way in which the actions of Jesus Christ and the actions of people affiliated with Liberty University are different

04.01.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Kenny: tell em where SMU’s going Chuck

Charles: the GLUE factory

Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]

21.12.2024 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1268    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

Okay, not whispering anymore: Kirk has been more bad than good this season and the Falcons should check out Penix ASAP

01.12.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

The real take: I love cooking the thanksgiving meal more than I love eating it. I love eating the thanksgiving meal more than cleaning it. And I love cleaning the thanksgiving meal more than any single fraction of a second of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Paradeβ„’.

30.11.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine? Brent Levy has terrible Thanksgiving food takes.

30.11.2024 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been in position to do this in a very long time.

But no notes.

22.11.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thrilled for Chris Sale. A bright spot in a season filled with challenges.

21.11.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hoo could have seen this coming

19.11.2024 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to tell you about the time I stroked Coach K's fist.

19.11.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope @kmpage73.bsky.social aspires to this kind of trolling in her classroom.

18.11.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Dave!

16.11.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's me

13.11.2024 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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