Logging on for my first day as head of PR at Noma! Not sure why they needed me to start on a Saturday but a slow day will be a nice way to ease in....
07.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Logging on for my first day as head of PR at Noma! Not sure why they needed me to start on a Saturday but a slow day will be a nice way to ease in....
07.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is that bad?
07.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't worry, I can't
06.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Combating the affordability crisis by causing oil prices to rise 35% in one week
06.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I want to watch a joyless middle-age man in marketing eat a burger, I'll turn on my front-facing camera
06.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Don't tell me you can't find budget for me to travel to the shoot
06.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The best advertising in the world right now is happening simultaneously at this one OOH placement under a bridge somewhere
05.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
"We are foremost a technology company"
The technology:
Holding companies: "Hey we realize this isn't working so great.... what if we acquired another holding company?"
04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We're bringing in new vampires. It's going to be great.
04.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In corporate PR, revamp is short for revampire
04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Let's see you bite into a burger on camera
03.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0borderline personality hire
03.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today's equivalent to the old studio system when, say, MGM would create a Clark Gable or Lana Turner is when some new weirdo starts popping up in your stories. "How did I go so long without knowing about this little freak?" you ask yourself as the algorithm serves you more. Thrilling, really.
01.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't ever want to hear "Where's the product truth?" or "Does the brand have permission to say that?" You can say anything.
28.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1👎🏻
28.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"There are no bad ideas" does not mean you won't be laughed at
28.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"the creative class" well maybe on a good day
27.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Knowledge worker" are you sure?
26.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reflecting on the work day and realizing everything I said out loud was wrong
26.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"All hands on deck" more like all hands on this deck
25.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In just this week alone, the NYPD got snowballs thrown at them and my work was criticized in a meeting by someone who took what I considered to be a very mean tone.
The fabric of society is tearing.
Hangry... but for praise from an authority figure
24.02.2026 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
After the grind of the last few weeks, I'm due for an escape.
The escape:
Requesting PTO in 2032 from the Boston Dynamics robot police dog running ChatGPT 7.1 who is my manager
23.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0(buried under three feet of snow) nothing on my end, thanks
23.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Well we solved the dog poop problem
21.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Is anyone going to read this?" No one reads anything, why am I being held to an impossible standard.
20.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 72 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 0
Responding to EOD Friday "hey got time for a quick chat?" slacks
20.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TGIF
20.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0