The hell is a Fruit Wrinkle?

We are proof that "first thought, best thought" is incorrect!

I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never thrown away anything that smells as bad as the average scented trash bag

You believe more in the American voters than I do.

Boy I wish.

This is so funny because when the hell last time you saw something and said "that can't be right."

It's honestly a fantastic way to learn about this stuff!

Growing up in the 90s, DnD games were always around. But being 10 and not owning a computer, it was just something I heard about and wasn't cool enough to experience.

But your videos show me the games and the lore behind them. I love it!

No no you misunderstood. I said I'm ETHNICALLY non-monogamous. Yea, my parents are from Nonmonognia.

"It costs nothing to be kind!"

I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.

I know there's more than 2 genders because the people who think that circumcision causes autism say there's only 2 genders.

Weird that with companies talking about how well AI can write code, we've had 2 worldwide computer outages.

I'm sure the 2 are unrelated.

If you ever wanna trade my Criterion for your Shudder, lemme know!

You have Shudder?

I heard it had too much unnecessary stuff weighing it down, making it unwieldy

Bad take

Ooooo the ICE vehicle has clearly visible license plates.

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

Then get to it!

You gonna do a violence? Because that’s the only way this changes.

I would have agreed with you in 2016, but not this time out. Democrats let Trump and his crew get away with murder and did nothing to turn it around.

They should have moved quickly and powerfully to toss the entire Trump klan in jail.

Instead, they paved the way for this shit.

Because who is going to? I’m not. Are you?

You are absolutely correct but also need to accept that it’s going to continue to happen without a MASSIVE change to the Democratic Party.

Look, everyone needs to accept that these people are going to walk away from this unscathed. Just like every criminal at this level has for the last 20 years.

Nah, they’re gonna show these videos during their promotions. Who is going to hold them accountable?

No they won’t. The Democrats are so toothless. They’ll let everyone walk, the same way they let all the Republicans get away with all of their crimes.

How funny would it be if all those comedians go to Saudi Arabia and they're all arrested. Like this is a ploy from the Trump Administration to get rid of all these guys in one fell swoop and then blame it on Saudi Arabia.

David Cross rocks:

An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.