Abra Marie Said

The internet should go away other than for we rate dogs and the we should all just stay home from work, play with our friends, and watch we rate dogs content for the rest of forever. That’s the platform I’m running for president on.

Sexiest garlic knots on the fucking planet

You know wtf going on (cc: @abramariesaid.bsky.social)

Here are my top 10 big stretches!

Always Florida

First concert together, seeing Clipse in their hometown of Virginia Beach 🥺 such a special show and so lucky to experience it with my 🩵 @35mmpapi.com

Interesting that we’re still operating under any presumption that Trump intends to follow the law… (also if you think he’s building a $200M ballroom just to leave in 3 years you’re not paying attention.)

This is so heartbreaking man

"Agents stormed our restaurants in a show of force that went beyond anything reasonable or humane. They raided the heart of our business, tore through our spaces, and left behind a trail of fear, confusion, destruction. Our kitchens were flipped. Our walk-ins emptied. Food trashed. Doors broken."

This is funny because it’s true

Suburban man retreats to safe space.

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.

Me on tax free week: so you agree, we don’t need to be taxed on everything all the time?

A TREATMENT FOR MEASLES EXISTS

In the abstract there's no inherent connection between crypto and being a malevolent, transgressive asshole. But the two things run together with remarkable consistency.

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

NYT Headline: ICE offers, then quickly withdraws, cash bonuses for dwiftly deporting immigrants

For the dummies saying "oh I'd apply to ICE for the $50K", maybe don't trust someone notorious for stiffing people financially.

💀💀💀💀

The media still entertains the third term thing. They’re a lost cause.

So fucking sick of white people and that includes SAS.

Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth

Trump Readjusts Golf Tee In JD Vance’s Mouth

If you'll do *anything* for money no matter who it hurts then you're a piece of shit. Period.

billionaires should not exist no matter the industry, race, or gender. they simply shouldn’t exist.

This is Jelly. She did not bring back the wrong rock. Simply went above and beyond. 13/10 (TT: collinsbrothers)

I had to talk to like 5 people today and I’m tired

“It will always be available to the people who take it away” — An old American proverb

Not liking this guy is the equivalent of not liking libraries to me. Like what??

You can use my prime

An illustration headlined How to Keep Your Pantry Fresh shows food storage shelves, showing produce to be used immediately, dry goods lasting months, oils and some canned products lasting years, and meals kits and powdered goods lasting two-plus years.

When a disaster strikes, having extra food and water can be lifesaving. We break down the basics of starting a nonperishable pantry. nyti.ms/45zi8ZA

Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism

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