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Science Teacher, AEW sicko, xennial, irl Lynch/Southland Tales/Pynchon spotter, outdoor adventurer, minimalist runner, Thai cook, theatre tech, punk/metal listener+player, drawer/designer/3d printer, shitposting/sincereposting, Nintendo

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Tapioca pearl standup bag and bulk bag of Thai tea mix

Tapioca pearl standup bag and bulk bag of Thai tea mix

Made boba with these two just now. Texture of these pearls is better than the brown sugar ones I got last time (and I accidentally made 2x what I meant to). The Thai tea mix is good, idk if I like it better than the one I got last time though. Still beats $8 plus the drive to the mall.

05.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a born and bred y’allist but accomplishing the same thing with you’ll delights me as an emerging regionalism.

05.08.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ended up eliminating it cause of other health things, but it was so good with taurine, b complex, and caffeine.

05.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE done took my sister Nell
(But Duffy’s on the moon)

04.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

There's a whole subtype of gop congresscritter that's generational car dealership money; they're often huge regional business concerns that generate name ID on top of the financial surplus.

05.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the 3 legs of the far right money train (the other 2 are MLMs and car dealerships)!

Listen to this for more: www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

05.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel bad for them on the additional level of this ngo slurry that comes out of him being something no teenager would ever say; let alone him specifically and they had to witness it.

04.08.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOur sexy companion ai can look like anyone; a celebrity, a co-worker, or even your slain bully whose screams as heard through a makeshift barricade of desks as you cowered in an adjacent classroom haunt you to this day; a perverse answer to a desperate prayer from an even more perverse god.”

04.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, the engineering we’ve done on that type of building always assumed an atmosphere with pressure of about 15psi and composed mostly of inert Nitrogen and 9.8ms2 of gravitational acceleration downward at all times etc.

04.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t matter who builds a nuclear plant on the moon first; it matters who can nuke the moon first.

04.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is another case where an institution's default should be, "Fuck you; make me." and instead, despite being the job that's allegedly THE BEST at negotiating, they rush to meet the racists halfway. Someone should start a *good* lawyer credentialing organization to compete with them.

04.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got hugely maj7 and sus2 pilled earlier. I need to relearn which inversions are which fit maj and min triads though.

04.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m an atheist, but if your parents reincarnate you for media hucksters to use as an AI fuck puppet; you definitely feel that shit on the other side of the River Styx.

04.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t expecting to absolutely cackle at this but it’s somehow even more stupid and grotesque and useless than I was imagining. I guess it helps us understand some potential shooter’s perspectives better in that it further closes the distance between human smarm and literal npc behavior?

04.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cracked up on wolves

04.08.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Negative xp exists so this is an easier explanation than you might think.

04.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Messaging every reporter on signal that I have a leak of the Epstein files and I send it to them and it’s just bands I had a grudge against in the aughts and wrestlers who left AEW for WWE. One is credulous enough to publish and Jade Cargil and Ezra from Vampire Weekend have an interesting week.

04.08.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an underrated argument for term limits.

04.08.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever since that video where he apologized in Mandarin, I’ve know in my bones that he’s deeply involved in whatever dirt the elites are up to. Idk that he’s a pedo, but def a worm who NEEDS proximity to power in a way he doesn’t fully understand.

04.08.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most recent thing I saw that was really compelling on this was the pbs space time where they talk about the possibility that the great filter wasn’t abiogenesis, but the development of eukaryotic cells because endosymbiosis is probably more of a freak occurrence than the emergence of replicators.

04.08.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely cool thread. I need to rope in some of this stuff next time I teach Drake Equation.

04.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI Scott Stapp is pro-Creed-urally generated.

02.08.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe jobs numbers are tremendous folks, we’ve been adding 10% a quarter for a year; we’ve got more than we can keep up but I tell ya, the teenagers are stepping up. The law, we made it 12, in Florida they’re now saying 10; but some of the ones who are 12 they look 10. We have jobs for them all.”

02.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A key on my Dad’s piano got fucked up while it was on loan to a local arts org; I’m mostly happy it was being played cause that’s why he bought the thing.

02.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got 15/135 in a 5k color run today (28:28 time). Nice event, mix of trail and gravel road. Latter was a little weird in vibrams just because strikes are so inconsistent and you use more energy balancing and compensating. I still had gas on a cardio level, but my cankles were tallboys of lactic acid.

02.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remarkable how engaging he is just on pitch and cadence and diction; makes the actual punchline a freight train.

02.08.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American Eagle was always the lesser evil prep brand, which is why ppl feel so betrayed by them going fash. Abercrombie was for kids who were proud their families owned slaves; AE had good enough build quality besides that you could feel ok about getting it at the discount place a year out.

02.08.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ridiculous that he gets to be so busy and effusive while also having more control than most people do over walking.

01.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fletcher vs Dusty delivered. Tacks down the front of the pants is an all time spot and they were both beyond perfect on a technical and performance level. πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

01.08.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The berman bot is here!

01.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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