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I will say that ever since I started reading actual novels again I basically haven’t thought about comics at all. I’m really only keeping up with Absolute Batman and AMM at this point.

They should reboot doc savage as a streamer :

Fortress of Solitude Walkthrough

Contacting an Uncontacted tribe in the Amazon (Secret Ritual Caught on Camera) Vlog

Real Lawyer (Ham) Reacts to Assassin Contract

Lobotomizing my Nemesis tutorial

Stealing tweets causes as much harm as the global opioid crisis. Think before you post.

I would hope so because it’s my foot and I posted that picture like TWELVE HOURS AGO

Graham I’m gonna fucking kill you with a big rock

Okay I’m really trying to cut down on my social media usage so I might delete this account soon and set one up for my podcast. Sorry gang but I can’t keep having multiple accounts across multiple platforms this shit is killing my brain

Call that 28 Slays Later

You’re god damn right

The only nudes I’ve ever seen on BlueSky are the ones I posted unfortunately… we need a Cambrian Explosion but for egirls

My Armies Of Pikmin Will Blot Out The Sun

Using my mom’s $400 fabric scissors to cut the crusts off of my sandwich

I still can’t believe we’re getting a new Lowery movie this year with Anne Hathaway, Hunter Schafer, and Michaela Coel. We can’t stop winning

Been working on a podcast. Completed the outline for the first episode today. All will be revealed in time- can’t wait to show you what I’ve got in store #PDCU

Being 27 means having 30 year old friends you call a dried-out old hag and having 23 year old friends who call you a dried-out old hag

Yonic the Hedgehog is the modern equivalent of Helen of Troy, Beatrice, Ayesha, Galadriel, Laura Palmer. There’s something deeply spiritual happening just under the surface.

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Jackass

I keep promising myself that I’m quitting social media because it’s bad for me on multiple levels but also all of my friends live online so I guess I’ll compromise and gradually switch to the platform that doesn’t have AI-generated child porn in every comments section

Graham you can’t be serious

In 200 years there will be exact replica of Philadelphia City Hall on the moon and the only surviving reference to Kansas City (not even in Kansas!) will be offhand references on worm-eaten old roadmaps

Popping back in here to say fuck the Chiefs. To raise arms against Philadelphia is to surrender the lives of your children, the ownership of your fields, the entirety of your culture

What are some good accounts, I can’t get invested in a website without sufficient TnA

“Quentin Beck was the greatest special effects maestro since Ray Harryhausen! Pyrotechnics, animatronics, stop-motion, he could do it all! Do you have any idea what he could’ve accomplished if Spider-Man hadn’t interfered!? He would’ve changed the face of cinema forever! The entire medium is poorer because of Spider-Man! My holograms are a pale imitation of Beck’s genius, but they shall be the means by which I avenge him! So swears… Mysterio!”

With Mysterio done, that means my Sinister Six designs are 66.66% complete. Only two members to go…

It’s well worth it IMO, full book is called Crisis Zone and it fr made me weep with laughter at a few points

Still trying to get the hang of “Blue Sky”. Where are all of the ethereally beautiful transsexual women

I hate the fact that this is gonna sell tens of millions of units

Lmao Megg and Mogg is so good, binged pretty much all of it after Crisis Zone came out. CZ and the one where they all go to a public pool are my favorites

After the Future Imperfect incident in 1992, Harry Osborn managed to quietly acquire the ruined Hulkbuster armor and spent several years refurbishing it into a new Rhino suit. As of 2011, its pilot is Alex O’Hirn, a mercenary who would do whatever it takes to feel strong.

“Thanks SO much for calling me back, Mr. Osborn! I dunno how you found out about my “genetic compata-whatever” but it’s cool to meet someone else who’s into old Spider-Man villains! I don’t care what anyone says about that Avengers Mansion attack from the 60s, seeing six guys take out the Avengers was WAY cooler than the moon landing. What’s that? Electro? Yeah, he was badass! Why do you ask?”

“My father, Sergei Kravinoff, was always obsessive. Obsessed with animals, obsessed with hunting, obsessed with Spider-Man. After his moronic attack on the Avengers failed, he simply switched to obsessing over Wakanda. My mother was a Jabari tribeswoman he hired to help him search. We still don’t know what animal killed him, only that he wound up on the banks of Lake Victoria covered in slash marks. I wear his skull to honor him. It’s more than he deserves. Because I don’t care about honor or obsession, Harry Osborn. I simply want to get paid.”

Going to start using this more now that Twitter has semi-officially passed away. Been working on an idea for a Sinister Six story, here are the designs I’ve got so far. Currently working on their Mysterious fourth member…

Breaking in a new social media network the only way I know how: posting ass ❤️