Goreville Shriek 🔪😱

This is so misanthropic, wtf is wrong with you? How can you think so little of all the people around you?

No I don't think I will but thanks

Baseball players are so goddamn weird (complimentary)

My Dinner with Entrée

Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.

the starter pack listed right underneath the post i'm replying to

you're in this one lol

something that lives rent-free in my brain is that Northern Boys song where the bald one looks at the camera and just yells

NO! DON'T TALK TO ME

i was there, sounds about right. i've been to sold out Roadrunner shows and i'd say this was about 70%. i think the venue change probably played a role. also maybe it being on a weeknight with a crowd that skews much older.

neither venue is super accessible if you don't live nearby

edited screenshots from Burn After Reading. George Clooney (with cow horns and ears) proudly stands behind a contraption and says "what is it?" then, with two fingers he sets the chair rocking back and forth which causes a lump-with-handle cow tool to thrust up through a slot in the seat of the chair with an accompanying vinyl squeak sound. Frances McDormand, (also with cow ears and horns) looks on with awe and says, "that's fantastic!"

a hundred bucks, all-in

genuine question: does the average, not-online-poisoned american know who this is? i feel like there's another charlie kirk situation brewing where everyone in media says she's Important and everyone else says "who?"

does the average american even know who this dumbass is

hell yes that's huge

headline that reads "we asked five chefs the best way to make scrambled eggs and they all said the same thing"

"i'm too fucking busy"

Coworker posted a song and I was like oh 🤨

Most played tunes of the week. New Shame album is at the top

Grid for da week, posted at a reasonable time for once.

Start listening to UNIVERSITY, you heard it here first

Dropping "but I do like Judge" from my lexicon

I swear Chris Brookes is like one of those big dogs that isn't aware of its own size

I keep testing negative and there is a bad bug going around due to a quick temperature change so I'm hopeful it's not, but definitely not certain

Are you getting the attention that you wanted. Is it working

Ruaa is very very close to the goal of getting her family to safety. I just donated, can you?

RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

I've seen all of it, it's as bad as you think it is

Sorry not asking for sympathy I'm just complaining lol keep scrolling

I'm on day 14 of an illness and I think today is the worst day yet. Bad headache and such a sore throat that I can't even lay on either side without upsetting it. Didn't sleep much. Feel like I'm going insane ✌️

Not claiming ignorance as a positive here, but I see all the movies and listen to all the music so tv becomes collateral damage. There's a handful of shows I've also started and stalled out on too 🫣

TV shows I've seen <5 episodes of:

Sopranos
Game of Thrones
The Wire
South Park
King of the Hill
Dexter
Stranger Things
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Succession
Bojack Horseman
Veep
Ted Lasso
Any reality show besides Amazing Race

What the hell is going on in PRESEASON games

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.