Hazard Office

☢️ ...the immortal nutcase who always gets into shit. It's Alice, that's how she functions.

She springs back up a moment later so it's fine, don't worry...

☢️ I- I mean, Alice was... busy I'm pretty sure. A-Actually I think they were dead, exactly, with that... Library place...?

A-And it's okay, really...

wanna risk that... s-so I'm sorry for all the trouble that caused...

☢️ Y-Yeah... th-thanks...

[A soft smile appears on the Siren lady's face.]

🦠 Heh, thanks, dude, and uh... I'll consider it.

☢️ O-oh, also... uh... I feel like I should apologise for the whole Carmesí thing... I was just worried that contacting one of you's would endanger everyone else and I didn't

☢️ Y-you tried to kill her! All she was doing was protect her girlfriend!

S-surely that deserves an apology-

🦠 Xenny, like I said its fin-

☢️ It's not! You deserve an apology for protecting me! >///<

☢️ . . .

W-Wait! I-Isn't there someone you're forgetting...?

🦠 Hun, it's fine.

☢️ B-But still!

☢️ N-No, it's fine, really... it's just a hand, they can grow back quickly...

A-And there's not much that... can be done...

☢️ Th-thanks... [She slightly flinches from the headpats at first, but moves back for them. Her voice is quieter this time, the white damage lowering significantly.]

Uh... that... means a lot, I- I guess? Uhm... b-but really, thank you...

☢️ U-uh... hey...

🦠 Stop calling her fish lady.

☢️ Haahh... it's fine... [Her mask is off currently, exposing her blue scaly skin and sharp fangs. Her eyes are purely blue with no pupils and fins point out from the sides of her purple hair.]

So... what's all this... about?

🦠 ...your powers are interesting, and unnerving at the same time, neat.

A-Anyways, Xenny is just in the living room right now, and I've told her that you're coming so... yeah, there's not gonna be any hostilities.

🦠 Is that-

Ah, right. Uh... come in I guess...? Didn't expect you to be here so quickly.

Also why is there a second-

...not gonna question it.

@judgmentbird.bsky.social

🦠 . . . Fine, you can visit. Even touch Xenia and I'll fucking kill you.

☢️ Update. I'm okay. Hands healed fine.

Kinda just aches all over but it'll pass.

I know what I am.

You do not.

Hehehehe...

[She just laughs, a shaky, crazed grin on her face.]

I feel just as you expect, yet, I know what I am~

I'm a monster. Just like you.

[She just looks at the Bird, her body shifting in an unstable manner.]

But here's the difference.

[She's right next to the Bird once more.]

🦠 Heheheh... [She stands up, the wounds quickly healing as she turns to the Bird again.]

Haahh... you know, this could've been prevented if you just listened.

[She dashes at the Bird again, grabbing them with multiple tendrils as she repeatedly punches Bird with their impossibly heavy fists.]

🦠 I HAVE COUNTLESS MEMORIES OF EXPERIENCE, YEARS WORTH OF INFORMATION! I AM CREATED TO SNUFF OUT THE LIGHT OF THE STARS OF THIS CITY!

YOU ARE NOTHING!

[She parries the eyes with her shield, and, once those are gone, drives another hammerfist into the face of the abnormality.]

🦠 [An outer layer of armour forms over her along with long, razor-sharp claws.]

Oh... I have *much* more...

YOU'RE IMMORTAL AREN'T YOU!? I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

[She dashes at the Bird almost instantly, slashing and tearing at them in a wild, yet focused frenzy of slashes.]

🦠 [Rushing footsteps can be heard once more as Ares comes rushing at the Bird, several tendrils wrapping around the both of them.]

GO TO HELL YOU FEATHERLESS FUCK!

[Several tendrils burst out of Ares along with a wave of energy causing heavy damage to the surroundings including the abnormality.]

[Multiple curses and panicked words are spoken by Ares, cradling Xenia's body who's *barely* clinging onto life. A faint noose can be barely seen around her neck.]

🦠 Got it. Thank you, Hatred.

[She sprints off, back to the office.]

first...

[Her form shifts slightly, and she stands back up, and dashes out of the office.]

🦠 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon-

Please work please-

[She injects a HP ampule into Xenia, who's currently lying on a table within the office. It works, slowly healing her wounds.]

Hahh... thank fuck...

[She leans down and kisses her on the forehead.]

See you soon, Xen, I've got something to sort out

🦠 Right.

[She looks at Xenia.]

Hey, hey, you okay?

☢️ [She nods, motioning to the stump where her hand used to be, which is slowly healing.]

🦠 Good. Right, let's do this.

[Her arms turn into sharp, spine like appendages.]

🦠 I'm trying not to kill them, and Xenia is missing a hand!

She's grade 3! She ain't built for whatever the fuck that thing is!

🦠 Shitshitshitshit-

Uh-

Fuck it-

@hatredpmsky.bsky.social

Help, please. This... Bird thing is trying to KILL US!

IT CUT OFF XENIA'S HAND-

🦠 [The wound quickly regenerates, and a long blade forms on her arm that quickly slashes at the Bird.]

Please-

Just-

Leave us alone!

🦠 FOR HER? DEFINITELY!

[A mass of tendrils shoot out from her arms as the shield dissapears back into her. As the tendrils make contact with the building, even more burst from the point of contact and pull the rest of the rubble together.]

🦠 BACK OFF YOU PSYCHO!

[Multiple blunt spikes extend from the shield to knock Bird away.]

🦠 [She waits until the orbs are right at her, and then she forms two chitinous shields around her from each arm, blocking the attacks and even redirecting the first few back at the Bird.]

🦠 [Heavy footsteps are heard approaching rapidly, before a massive, and impossibly heavy fist makes contact with the Bird, sending them back several meters.]

[Xenia herself didn't go with the Bird, being held by Ares with her other arm.]

Get. The fuck. Off her.