Hazard Office

☢️ [The Siren shrugs.]

As long as they don't do anything disruptive.

☢️ ...the doodle kingling...

☢️ ...they're reenacting a monarchy...

🦠 Huh, cute!

☢️ [Scribbles on note.]

Helps around office, very nice.

The Cataling, drawn by the Catalyst admin/Queen of Hatred.

🦠 Uh... Catalyst?

[Currently holding a smaller, less detailed version of Catalyst.]

...what is this?

☢️ ...thanks...

☢️ [She writes on a note.]

DONT

☢️ How did you-

. . .

Scaly skin, still got legs... claws instead of hands... Gills, fins...

☢️ *They're dicks. My bestie's number 1 haters.*

🦠 Yeaaah, those guys suck. Thanks for that.

🦠 Sorry, sorry.

You did *what* now??

☢️ N Corp nuked

☢️ Right.

[Ares then suddenly shouts.]

YA DID WHAT!?

☢️ Good.

So you 3 the ones in trouble with the Thumb?

☢️ [She scribbles on her notepad again.]

Do that and I'm speaking louder next time.

☢️ !! [She steps back, before quickly scribbling an apology on a note.]

'Sorry, didn't know that would've done that'

[She then coughs roughly after and takes a sip from a water bottle. Seems like doing that hurt her as well.]

[Suddenly, a tall woman walks into the main area of the office, a plain white mask on her face. She locks eyes with Hatred.]

☢️ C e a s e. [Her voice rings out in an unnatural tone, inflicting white damage onto the abnormality.]

Can you not???

@catalystarbiter.bsky.social
@hatredpmsky.bsky.social

[The group finally make it to the office, Carmesí passing out during the trip and having to be carried by Ares the rest of the way. She opens the door for the two of them by kicking it open.]

Sweet, let's get going then.

Yup. Uh... glad I ain't automatically the weirdest in the room anymore.

So, you three ready to head to the Office?

Hello? Anyone he-

...

[Immediately spots the group and pauses for a second.]

Bloodfiend, a woman who looks like living artwork and... a red cat looking thing?

Ah, fair

Uh, just... try and get over here as quick as possible, okay? And stay hidden, the Thumb is proooobably gonna be after you and whoever you have with you

Yeah sounds good, we're in U Corp so depending on where you are miiight take a while

I can come pick you up if ya know where you are

Ares

Uh... you guys are looking for an office right? One with a radiation hazard thingy for the logo?

Uh, yeah I work there

My boss is one of Alice's besties but she's busy and by that I mean in the shower so I'm gonna pick you and whoever else instead

Oh-

Message

"Forgor to tell ya who, my b."

And a handle

@catalystarbiter.bsky.social

Yo, you friends with a catgirl?

See ya.

Right... time to get this started...

YO, XEN, GONNA BE OUT FOR A BIT, WE GONNA HAVE VISITORS.

[With that, they leave the office and enter out into the backstreets.]

A solid? Sure, don't worry. Uh... I'll see if I can message them, maybe meet up with them and take them here.

That good?

Huh, wuh-

Yo, uh, Xen's busy riiiight now, having a shower. You're Alice, right?

Currently lying on a couch with a mute, masked woman hugging me.

...it's... pleasant, being treated like this for once. Also, it made my brain reset and she laughed about it.

All I did was tell her that I didn't experience affection, I wasn't expecting this.

Again, it's pleasant.

noise made, attracts attention...