Tragically Ludicrous

Yeah thanks Don, I bet Slot will get right on taking your advice.....

#lfc #wirtz #liverpoolfc

After one brief meeting with JD Vance the Pope decided that dying was the logical thing to do.

#pope #ilpapa

So the UK supreme court has decided being the USA's sub is the way forward with life.

Pathetic stuff.

#UKSupremeCourt #TransRights #FixYourHeartsOrDie

And fuck joanne as well, just because.

New Xbox Series X Exclusive Is 2025's First Flop The first flop of 2025 is a brand new Xbox Series X exclusive, which is failing to cultivate relevance despite being free with Game Pass.

Shocking news!

Man hates beautifully styled game that tells a great story starring black protagonists set and rooted in the history of the deep south.....

I can't possibly imagine why.....

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#gaming #SouthofMidnight #xbox #gamepass

What? Eh? Apart from that headline reading like AI slop, how is 'man has beard' even apparently newsworthy?!

Wasn't GQ like, vaguely decent in the 90s.

#ManHasBeardNews #GQ #news #breaking

Yikes! Hell of a 'coincidence' eh..... Be fun to see them explain this one away.

They gave her one spot then nothing. Not what we should have gotten.

Jordynne got done dirty at the #RoyalRumble #wwe

The 'good' people at the app Fotor really have very little shame. Not even dead a day and they're using him to plug their AI tat. Crazy.

As if that wasn't bad enough, it looks fucking shite as well anyway.

#AI #fotor #shiteapps

There's only a few famous people I genuinely care for. Both their work and their entire being. David Lynch was one of those people.

#DavidLynch #rip

Fuck that. I barely want to meet the people that I know and like!

💍One of our awesome customers wore our Lesbian Pride Flag Sneakers at her wedding, proving that love, pride, and a killer pair of kicks are all you need to say, "I do." 🌸✨🌈 Because love wins— and looks good doing it.

#LesbianPride #QueerStyle #WeddingGoals #PrideSneakers #LoveIsLove #LoveWins

Mr Beast is doing squid games. the metaphor for evil capitalism, he's just doing it unironically. like, he watched squid game and said "wow, games are so fucking sick"

and he hasn't mentioned palestine once. that's perhaps why he's always been evil

I've said it before, I'll say it again.... He has the face and 'smile' of a nonce.

The top search terms for my Etsy shop in 2024. The top 4 items viewed were all Femboy Hooters related..... Caveman brain sense pattern

#femboy #femboyhooters #femboys

I like the way the world is heading.....

That's a shiny ass head he's got there.

Now that's funny

Been waiting for those ADHD tests for years now....

So, The Range is selling this nonsense here in the UK..... What the fuck. It's 2024 guys. What is this shit. Crazy.

Marca is gonna have some bullshit to say about that result 🤣

#liverpoolfc #realmadrid

I'm several years late, but Metro Exodus and it's Series X update is really bloody ace.

And it's less than £6 .... With two DLC packs as well.

Crazy value for money.

#gaming #xbox #metro

They didn't get the traction they were craving with those takes did they

A *little*.....

No..... He, he didn't say that. Nobody would say that...... *Watches clip*

Well fuck me, he did say that.

Absolutely insane!

Christ, you couldn't even spell your hashtag nonsense correctly. Get in the sea!

I'm absolutely killing it at sleep these days 😬

Scumbag behaviour is this. Put your trolleys back you awful people.

Because I never know what to post, and because I don't know if anyone sees it all.... Here's a painting I did a few years ago.

I kinda want to start doing more paintings again. I enjoyed it.

#art #painting #amateur

I wish I could get out of the Print On Demand cycle..... (Apart from Teemill, they rule) But I don't have the money, space, mental health or physical health to be doing it all myself. So, what the hell am I supposed to do?!

It's frustrating.

#help #smallbusiness

Slapstick is an art form so 🙌