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Robyn Schindeldecker

@flyrobynfly.bsky.social

I still don't know what I want to be when I give up.

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The frequency at which I encounter the mispronunciation of the word "zenith" would astound you.

28.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
man dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte with another man in modern military uniform

man dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte with another man in modern military uniform

Marlon Brando and Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia on the set of the film DΓ©sirΓ©e in 1954.

18.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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And she ate the entire cake herself.

14.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Roses are red,
Bottoms need tops,

14.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My advice? Don't fall in love until the Valentine's Day candy is half-off.

14.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Poetry" by Asja Bakić

12.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of youβ€”I won't name namesβ€”don't deserve seven layers of dip.

08.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wayne Thiebaud | Supine Woman | 1963

03.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
person wearing a cabbage leaf costume outside a school house

person wearing a cabbage leaf costume outside a school house

Cabbage Lady, Hellidon, Northamptonshire.
Photographed by Alfred Newton and Son, 1907-1920.

26.01.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wayne Thiebaud | Supine Woman | 1963

03.02.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't make me start a podcast about it," she threatened.

01.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If there's a more Minnesotan protest sign, I didn't see it today.

31.01.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing but πŸ’ž for my city.

25.01.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Minnesota is the best of us.

23.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 42571    πŸ” 9702    πŸ’¬ 656    πŸ“Œ 720
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Please hold your applause until the end.

20.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's end class here for today.

13.01.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Note to Robyn: Please allow yourself 3-5 business days to recover after publicly eating soup.

12.01.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I should have worn a third pair of socks.

05.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You seem like the sort of person who chews gum a half-stick at a time," she observed scathingly.

10.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

January feels as if the dazed move from the couch to the bed were stretched out to fill an entire month.

06.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, I find myself in the bulk foods section of my local co-op, insisting to everyone within earshot that raisins should be referred to as "grapes of wrath."

07.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

January feels as if the dazed move from the couch to the bed were stretched out to fill an entire month.

06.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I should have worn a third pair of socks.

05.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For reasons better left unexamined, I can't eat lava cake unless I'm wearing jodhpurs.

03.01.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm ending the year just as I started it: with an impressive stack of overdue library books.

01.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Joseph Cornell | Constellation (Project for a Christmas card) | 1953

23.12.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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When you open a Royal Dansk tin that's actually filled with butter cookies.

21.12.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Martin Parr | Untitled [Minneapolis.
Winter Games.] | 2012

11.12.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny you should ask! My favorite part of snow shoveling is doing the "2 Legit 2 Quit" hand gestures to stave off frostbite in my fingers.

10.12.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love watching the sun set as I drink my morning coffee.

09.12.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0