David R. Perry

Slouching Towards Tyranny On a dark hour for the American right.

"We have not yet arrived at unalloyed tyranny. But we are getting closer, and that is bad enough."

Read The Dispatch's latest editorial:
thedispatch.com/article/decl...

“Worried Stock Guy #4” is retiring soon, so there’ll be an opening (have your headshot ready!)

Meme with photo of Godzilla stating "If Godzilla was real, he would produce 151,436,928 gallons of urine per day"

And yet our government wants to cut funding for this vital research.

Every time he sells a book, his hat gets a little taller.

What if they opened the JFK files and it was just that one lyric from "We Didn't Start the Fire"

Once again, Gary ruined it for the rest of us…

I don't believe Trump knows how to drive a Tesla or any other kind of car.

Line of cops standing in front of a Tesla dealership

Thank goodness the police are finally protecting people from these extremely dangerous cars.

Subscribed. I pray history looks kindly on what I’ve done here today.

After consulting with my team and constituents I've made a principled decision not to attend tonight's joint address to Congress. I will instead be on my porch, having a drink and forgetting it's on.

This is amazing!

I don't ask for much, but please let this be Hackers.

The Strenuous Life
The Works of Theodore Roosevelt, Volume 12 (of 14)

This would be a great time for people to read Teddy Roosevelt's "The Strenuous Life" speech.

www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/5...

Go Packers

Mine would be David Hitler, which is what Adolf used on his fake ID to buy beer.

That's Stanley Kirkman, a magician turned massage therapist from Pittsburgh. He ran into some legal troubles...

If Champagne Security Guard isn't a prominent character in this reboot, count me out.

The photo description explicitly tags the beer as a Sapporo. Not an Asahi?

Congratulations!

Not to brag, but... Just watched "Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet" on @kanopyofficial.bsky.social. A Russian/Corman mashup, the filming through an aquarium to make it look like the actors were swimming was but one example of its glorious cheese.

Would have been the perfect time to use their "Need a $3? Take a $3." tray.

Love this version. Was a big Iris fan, and this track was always the jam.

Here's hoping 2025 didn't learn a lot of "hold my beer" lessons from 2024.

That's the correct way to holiday break.

New rule proposal for the NBA: 3s are only allowed in one quarter, and you roll a die at the beginning of the game to determine which one.