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@ristray.bsky.social

Terrible at social media, sometimes does things. Enthusiasticly married to @camac.bsky.social

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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

26.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6122    πŸ” 1703    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 62
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lmao

26.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8424    πŸ” 2020    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 86

Oh god. My grandma has one of those jitterbug flip phones and at some point they had bricked it for some reason. We got her the next one up. To get to her stuff she only had to click an extra button to get there but she fuckin' refused to learn. Somehow we got her old model back and working. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

26.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol sure, they can be nice but if they're on someone I don't care for then whatever.

26.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eh, you see one set of boobs, you've seen most.

26.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.

So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!

25.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1808    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 23
PANEL 1: A black labrador retriever with a grey muzzle and grey eyebrows lays on a blue rug, sleeping.
TEXT: Old dogs have old bones

PANEL 2: The dog look up in response to sound lines at the edge of the panel.
TEXT: And old faces

PANEL 3: The dog gets up from the carpet, walking with stiff wiggles.
TEXT: And old walks

PANEL 4: A woman with curly dark hair in a green shirt, with a big smile, hugs on the dog with both arms. The dog wags her tail and smiles sweetly.
TEXT: But they still have YOUNG TAILS.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

PANEL 1: A black labrador retriever with a grey muzzle and grey eyebrows lays on a blue rug, sleeping. TEXT: Old dogs have old bones PANEL 2: The dog look up in response to sound lines at the edge of the panel. TEXT: And old faces PANEL 3: The dog gets up from the carpet, walking with stiff wiggles. TEXT: And old walks PANEL 4: A woman with curly dark hair in a green shirt, with a big smile, hugs on the dog with both arms. The dog wags her tail and smiles sweetly. TEXT: But they still have YOUNG TAILS. β€”β€” Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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TODAY'S COMIC: Old Bones

25.11.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air.

β€œThe transit system is one of the greatest tools communities have to combat climate change and reduce emissions,” she said. β€œYou can make a pretty immediate impact.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...

25.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

Gender-affirming care saves lives

25.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3305    πŸ” 1024    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

Create a reusable sticker album or frame?

24.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
In a field of a few flowers lies what looks to be a young man laying on the ground while a taller and older man looks over him. "Say pal, you don't look so good." the older man says.

In a field of a few flowers lies what looks to be a young man laying on the ground while a taller and older man looks over him. "Say pal, you don't look so good." the older man says.

You look like you could use a chill podcast to listen to while drifting off to sleep. How about you give GameRomp -Easy Mode- a try and see how you like it. This week includes a look into Don't Starve and just how fuckin' hard it is.

gameromp.podbean.com/e/dont-starv...

24.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i decided id rather die than leave my house every day to work somewhere

23.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1620    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 5
chubby old woman wearing an orage cloth based on a cave painting of a horse, and a spotted overcoat based on a cave painting of an apparently appaloosa horse. she have falcon perched on her gloved hand.

chubby old woman wearing an orage cloth based on a cave painting of a horse, and a spotted overcoat based on a cave painting of an apparently appaloosa horse. she have falcon perched on her gloved hand.

horse girl or something like that!

#berensart

23.11.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 659    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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some PMD2 gijinkas...
the marill azurill brothers own my hart

23.11.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

22.11.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3288    πŸ” 502    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 20

hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage: doodlemancy.dreamwidth.org/20757.html

🚯 #NoAI #HumanArtists #ArtistsOnBluesky

22.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3632    πŸ” 2073    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 1

Imagine being scared of air vibrations.

22.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What exactly went on in the situation room that day that she's suddenly turning tail like this?

She would have way more to do to ever get respect for any kind of recovery.

22.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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rat shapes ✨

21.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2166    πŸ” 633    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9
A blue, yellow, and white Sea slug mascot stands in front of some tents.

A blue, yellow, and white Sea slug mascot stands in front of some tents.

Myusy, a festive sea slug, is a mascot for the coastal town of Hayama, in Kanagawa Prefecture. Myusy supports beach cleanups and activities to protect the marine environment.

21.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 31

ICE continues to terrorize our communities and spread fear.

If you see ICE, call the AMOR deportation defense line: 401-675-1414.

We will continue to fight to protect immigrants’ rights, and due process rights for all, in the courts and in the upcoming Legislative Session.

21.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was putting on my clothes after today's shower and had the worst fucking pain in my right armpit and pec. Sweet jesus, I've thrown out my back before but this pain was something else. If it had been my left side I would have sworn I was having a heart attack.

21.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort β€” specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick.

Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.

21.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5498    πŸ” 1568    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 48

Spent like.. an hour or more trying to make a joke about Jiangshi cat and the solitaire ending screen only to have my post removed for low effort. What a fuckin' blow to the ego, man. 😭 #battlecats

21.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m howling.

20.11.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 17020    πŸ” 4604    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 276
a pikachu happily sitting. suddenly, a straw is placed in its head by a plain circular figure. they slurp through the straw. pikachu looks like it's being drained, and is left as peakychu

a pikachu happily sitting. suddenly, a straw is placed in its head by a plain circular figure. they slurp through the straw. pikachu looks like it's being drained, and is left as peakychu

slurrpppppp #pokemon

20.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

He should prove it's true by drinking just gallons upon gallons of piss.

21.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pink + cat ears πŸ’—

19.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 935    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Despite SouthCoast Wind setback, offshore wind will lower power prices β€’ Rhode Island Current Rhode Island needs stronger leadership to meet the state’s climate targets, get off the roller coaster of high power prices caused by over-dependence on gas and hold Rhode Island Energy accountable.

COMMENTARY: Despite SouthCoast Wind setback, offshore wind will lower power prices rhodeislandcurrent.com/2025/11/20/d...

20.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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