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AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

Digital can easily look like traditional with all their filters and brushes but to make traditional look like digital? Well, that's a whole other ballgame. Holy shit.

I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible

Not gonna lie, I can't tell if the back stripes are shaved/indented or just really amazing shading with airbrush coloring. 😍

But in Pokopia I wouldn't have to worry being terrible at fighting and losing constantly.

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

Happy Birthday Lydia! 🥳

PANEL 1: SHELDON, a ten year old boy, kneels on the floor holding something green. OSO, a fawn pug, sits next to GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, who sits in a blue striped easy chair. SHELDON: Humans took huge, vicious WOLVES and over 20,000 years bred them into DOGS. PANEL 2: SHELDON, with his tongue out, holds something green, focusing on it. SHELDON: Which raises the question: if we spent the next 20,000 years purposefully breeding them, could we turn them BACK into worlves? PANEL 3: Back to the scene of the three of them. OSO is now wearing a Yoda costume, holding a light saber. SHELDON holds his hands and grins with glee, GRAMP pets OSO on his head. SHELDON: And more importantly: would all the outfits still fit? GRAMP: Tha widdle jedi t’inks they would! Oh yed he does! OH YED HE DOES!!! —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: Wolves

This is like when conservatives respond to Epstein stuff with “oh so it’s illegal to have friends now?”

This is what excites me.

In-flight announcement patreon.com/berkeleymews

Lucky!

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

I had no idea other people called it "the lav." Haven't said that since school.

Fuck me, I think I have to do things now.

It's nice to see that people of all political backgrounds can set aside their differences and come together to bully the CEO of McDonald's.

As I've said on other accounts that have been canned for being too openly queer and kinky in a fascist regime: When queers aid fascists in banning what they deem 'problematic' kink, all they're doing is holding the door open for Nazis to redefine *us* as 'problematic' kink and banning us from life.

Banana peppers. Close enough

How to win in November

9 games that make me who I am!
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Bomberman Pocket and Pokemon Snap didn't show up in the search so.. kinda just picked a random one.

I miss when death cults kept their dumb fuckin' ideas away from the rest of us.

A video still from Save the Bay. The transcript reads "Hey everybody it's Chris Dodge your Narragansett Baykeeper from Save the Bay." He is wearing a "Save the Bay"hoodie and holding a mic, clipped to a clam shell.

So this whole video from Save the Bay about the hazards of dumping snow directly into Narragansett Bay is worthwhile. But I need to highlight specifically: he clipped the mic to a clam shell!

Off-the-charts levels of Rhode Island excellence.

Full video: www.facebook.com/reel/1277209...

Pokémon Pokopia style title saying "put stuff up your butt"

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#pixelart #pokemon #gen10

Any opportunity to repost this banger

I love #Gecqua - goofy little gecko. #PokemonWindsWaves #PokemonDay
Original Concept/Comic by @derptiles.art #pokemon