Andy in Toronto 🇨🇦 🇺🇦

They're not supposed to.
Trump changed the rules because he has no compassion or sense of morals

There's always the autopen and backdating the signing.

All ready to go.
If he has a stroke or dies they will use the autopen and say he signed it before his unfortunate medical incident

He learned that from lawyer Roy Cohn

Wow
Qualifications like no one has ever seen before
🤡🤡🤡

We know Trump will do his part if they're young or not uggos.

The shakedown begins...
Next step:
"pretty nice company you got here, it would be a shame if anything happened to it"

The US needs a new tax bracket for Trillionaires

That will make housing more affordable!

So many leaving....
They'll FILL THE SWAMP land

That's hilarious

If Trump can run again
Then Obama should be able to use the same "loophole"

JD whispering in her ear...
"I'll dump my Hindu wife and we can be together"

I guess JD will have to dump his Hindu wife.
He's already starting to make a move on Charlie Kirk's widow.

If Trump can run for a 3rd term then so can Obama.

He got the dead cat bounce

Hoekstra was born in Holland.
Without the Canadian Liberation of Holland in WWII he might never have been born.
My father was one of those liberators.

Maybe he should show some respect for Canada instead of swearing at us.
If not, it's time for him to go home.

He's gone mad with power.

Well glacial ice is just a lot of old compressed snowflakes

Those same people think it's fine when Trump pals around his pals, the unelected leaders of Qatar and UAE and Saudi Arabia

Do they realise that they're all Muslim they make deals with the Trump family (and give them expensive gifts).

Funny - last term, Trump called Qatar a terrorist state.

Especially when they're from the city where Premier Ford lives and works

Apparently America First is only a concept of a priority

Sorry
You forgot the new McDonald's

Temu has massage tables on sale

I know people in the Alliance that can give you the plans.

A history of f***ing older dudes

And he claims to be the ultimate alpha male but constantly plays the victim.

And of course Trump always accused the other side of rigging things

But Obama's suit was a bridge too far

Americans pay those tariffs President dumbass.

"I'm upset so I'm going to hit myself in the head with this hammer AGAIN"