New Years Revolution ✊

Kismet

I care Jerry, I care.

Beautiful

@blockclubchi.bsky.social

Four panel cartoon about a tiny black cat by Cody Stowe for @WEFLAPSCOMICS. The first panel pictures a black cat named Coral with huge eyes and flames behind it. Text reads: CORAL: I AM A QUEEN! the second frame is a wider view with Coral shown sitting on top of a kitty tree while it’s owner looks up with a question mark over his head. Text reads: I AM A FIERCE HUNTRESS OF THE DARK! BOW TO ME! The third frame shows Koral sitting on the floor, looking up at its owner with you guys. His front paws outstretched. Text reads: ALSO CORAL: I'M BABY UPPY UPPY The final frame shows Coral the cat nestled in its owners arms, its front paws wrapped over its owners forearm. Coral has a very determined look on its face. Text reads: I AM FIERCE ВАВУ

Just once I’d love to see a reporter come back with the same insult he throws out. “No! *You’re* a stupid person!” 😄

I think you also need to spend time in a bog. Happy birthday Jeremy!

Thanks!

Picture of a pecan pie made in Mon’s hexagonal pie tin.

I did. Made the pecan pie this year. Turned out well. I hope you and yours had a very happy Thanksgiving. 😊

Beautiful nativity illustration with baby Jesus lying in a cradle of hay, a manger if you will. Mary is looking angelic. The three wise men are riding in on camels in the background as a star shines down from the heavens. A little lamb to the left of baby Jesus is sticking its nose out like a cat sniffing the air. A donkey to the right of baby Jesus is looking down at him. The lady ok is a bit quizzical and exasperated. A thought balloon above the donkey reads, “No please... feel free to lay your kid right in my dinner.”

Magical.

Is it wrong I think Kohl’s Mom is kinda hot?

Born to be a God among Salesmen
Working the skinny tie

@britculpsapp.bsky.social I trust that was cranberry sauce you were vaping in the bathroom and that you were NOT toking on the devil’s lettuce!!

It’s called stuffing and it’s delicious. You can keep you “dressing”.

Grape Ape Rules! 😁

Picture of a black and white cat. There’s a lock of black hair over its left eye making it look very emo. Caption reads, “It’s not just a phase, Mom, this is who I really am”.

Thank you for all the opinions I listened to. It was so great to meet both you and Charlie Jane at Women and Children First on your book tours. Be sure to update us here on future events!

YouTube video by Binge Society Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)

Still the best.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:

Oingo Boingo
Front 242
Thomas Dolby
They Might Be Giants
The Pretenders

The worm is the spice. The spice is the worm.

a woman is holding a plate of food and saying `` i 'm going to pour one out for my homie '' Alt: Martha Stewart is holding a plate of food and saying `` i 'm going to pour one out for my homie ''

The hero didn’t deserve.

YESSSS!

I have faith in you. I believe this is the year.

The best stuffing comes from turkey fisting. Must be a bottom.

😂

Will there be a choose your own Grail game?

@themerl.bsky.social One of yours?