Jamie Druitt jamiedruitt - Bluesky Statics

Damn this cold weather givin my bald head a brain freeze

26.01.2026 03:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I shut down vent

10.11.2024 23:01 — 👍 48 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1

some people deserve to be bullied

18.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I literally dgaf. This acc takes less than a min of my week. You defending a magat is such a waste of time however

18.09.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine defending a bald man who eats babies

12.09.2025 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry

09.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wplace

17.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so hungry I could eat Jamie Druitt

29.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Bored. Might buy bluesky and shut it down

11.11.2024 19:59 — 👍 242 🔁 97 💬 11 📌 5

still pathetic, still bald

15.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

It does not

21.04.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It smelled bad until I closed my legs. I’m a stinky boi poo poo

30.03.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No

30.03.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking forward to it honey

30.03.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My bad

30.03.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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30.03.2025 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So, naming your kid Elon at this point is kinda like naming him Adolf.

25.01.2025 04:59 — 👍 16173 🔁 1159 💬 45 📌 74

Real Jamie probably a Trump fan

25.01.2025 17:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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02.12.2024 21:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Eating shit rn

02.12.2024 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fear with bsky’s new policy on parody accounts, the time I have left on this platform is limited. At least as Jamie Druitt. It was a good (but short) run. Not sure what I’ll do with this acc in the meantime.

02.12.2024 21:38 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jamie druitt shuts down bluesky 2024 colorized

25.11.2024 22:41 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Thanks!

27.11.2024 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.11.2024 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AND PROUD

27.11.2024 18:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.11.2024 20:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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You just don’t know how to appreciate a good, smooth scalp.

25.11.2024 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25.11.2024 18:08 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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25.11.2024 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.11.2024 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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