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christ it feels like the last two weeks have been.... 5 months long...... I look back on things posted 3 days ago and go "what the fuck? It feels like that was literally weeks ago"

My perception of time is totally broken

Where the hell is everyone!?

I want stuffing

Why does everyone talk about the turkey so much? We all know the casseroles are where it’s at

this wednesday ass wednesday

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coworker is talking to me at work about stressful work related stuff and idk what else to say besides “that’s crazyyy”

Nervous to get my timeline on the same vibe now that I’m starting over on this app

cynthia erivo and ariana grande were completely and utterly made for their roles in wicked, truly

The worst thing you can tell me is I talk too much, you’ll never hear me speak again.

Hello, anyone out there?

I’ve reached the age where if I don’t put it in my phone’s calendar I will not remember.

Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it.

Where’s everybody at

twitter mutuals finding their way back to me. each follow notification feels like a kiss

Lord, today has drained me

It’s 6pm but it could also be midnight

Do you ever look back at the kind of person you were a while ago and think to yourself, “what the FUCK was i even doing?!”

The way the second half of 2024 has been nothing but incredible. I hope the next month and a half is good to me

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We can live without Twitter but Twitter cannot live without us. It’s as simple as that.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

Matt Gaetz. Matt Gaetz? MATT GAETZ FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL????

Twitter

Nervous to get my timeline on the same vibe now that I’m starting over on this app

let’s do this