Lactaid™ vaginal suppository
15.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lactaid™ vaginal suppository
15.08.2025 03:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my nightcap is facebook marketplace
08.06.2025 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i was supposed to have a gay uncle #grieving
21.05.2025 03:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DAMN lesbian love got hands 😭
06.05.2025 00:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s actually so crazy to meet a homophobic person who’s had more gay sex than i have
23.03.2025 05:13 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0if flirting with my friends is a crime, I need to be put away for life because I am a repeat offender
27.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i just full body gagged because i ate too much oatmeal
19.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
kinda high
kinda walking like a pirate in the crisp spring night air
why does pooping help me feel less stressed?
13.03.2025 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maybe my body was a wonderland all along
16.02.2025 19:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lucy on possibly being immunocompromised:
“maybe my body is a wonderland”
if IBS is a test from god then how do i pass?
16.02.2025 19:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
me double texting
06.02.2025 22:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Picture this: walking home in the frozen misty rain after dark and look up to see an ad for sword fighting classes. "Wait that's so cool" you say, continuing walking. U glance over ur shoulder and see a man in the parking lot practicing with his sword, lit cigarette in mouth. Yes he has a ponytail.
06.02.2025 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Talked to my dentist on the phone in the cafe and ruined any semblance of a mysterious aura I had to the hot people around me 😔
04.02.2025 17:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
freak days will come and freak days will go
nothing like a freak day to make you appreciate all the normal days
I need Bill fuckin Skarsgard crazy bad
01.02.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watching a movie and lucy says this grieving mother is “on her freak shit”
31.01.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0who else up ordering they late night funky burger on doordash??
01.02.2025 03:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MEOWWW
22.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people really aren’t assassinating presidents like they used to 😔
21.01.2025 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i hate when shoes get skinnier at the middle. like don’t give my foot a tiny little waist.
16.01.2025 21:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@chicagodog7.bsky.social “classic case of thinking with your peentis disease”
15.01.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Bro fuck male bush. Ur telling me ur not keeping ur shit kempt?
riiiight… riiight.
(this only applies to cis men)
who up mongolian throat singing with they roommates?
14.01.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0and what about it 🤨
14.01.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The universe is on some crazy devilish shit right now. Just dropped my left AirPod in the toilet. Don’t hmu 😔😔
13.01.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what do u bitches even know about a crispy Diet Coke at 4pm on a Friday? …riiight. riiight.
10.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy eczema season to all that celebrate
23.12.2024 15:40 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Remote workers on Friday morning: let's make homemade mcgriddles
10.01.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0